bouche Posted January 2, 2001 Report Share Posted January 2, 2001 If anyone needs to get a hold of James Andrews, his long awaited email address is now available for a short time only. I will post it here now, and the lucky few who read this can email him, and enter for their chance to win a custom built Languedoc, signed by Trey Anastasio on the front and back of the guitar. The headstock is made of a rare form of tree, and the neck as well. The frets are decorated with a pearly looking sort of overlay that can only be found in oysters incubated in waters above 40 C. Please include your name, phone number, and a 2 sentance short reason why you deserve the guitar, and what contributions you can make to the scene. Keep your eyes on the prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 2, 2001 Report Share Posted January 2, 2001 Hilarity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 3, 2001 Report Share Posted January 3, 2001 even hilaritier is the fact that Barrett said he had the email on a piece of paper at home and was going to show it to us when he found it. I didnt know you had a scanner Dave.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 3, 2001 Report Share Posted January 3, 2001 Obviously SOMEone was drunk when I told him that Mike has the piece of paper- why would I tell you that I would scan it without a scanner? If I never had any goldfish then why did I have a goldfish bowl? Putz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hat Posted January 4, 2001 Report Share Posted January 4, 2001 Had enough boys? Clearly you are not privvy to Jerry's (the other Jerry) infamous ENIGMA code we cracked over 5o year's past. The cryptic cipher reveals sasquatchnation@hotmail.com. That's another headbut to the gut for ye Dave!By the way, where's my cookies, I chucked em somewhere's the day after my b-dayAnyhoo, my pad at 1006 Victoria Dr is open to one and all when in Lotus Land (604) 253-4345 features a futon couch coated in 100% faux mink fur. Five star mon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 4, 2001 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2001 I saw your cookies at Loblaws.Presidents Choice:Memories of tequila,whiskey,and beer cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 5, 2001 Report Share Posted January 5, 2001 Someone WAS drunk Dave........they WAS....... No scanner was ever mentioned........and I must say James, that Sasquatch did a number on your brain when it stepped on you. Have you been having sex with Little Sister again?[This message has been edited by booche (edited 01-04-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevO Posted January 8, 2001 Report Share Posted January 8, 2001 whose little sister? i thought we were exclusive james ! andré you're just jealous! i don't step on james' head, i love james head, best i ever had! (well i don't get out of the woods much, but I have to say i've never had better and you know what they say about guys with big feet, huh huh??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 9, 2001 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2001 Post a picture of yerself there sas-key! Apparantly, there is a controversy over your existence. (I'd also like to see the little coochie that The Hat has been into) [This message has been edited by bouche (edited 01-08-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hat Posted January 10, 2001 Report Share Posted January 10, 2001 this is a test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hat Posted January 10, 2001 Report Share Posted January 10, 2001 I see the username is case sensitive. Now that I have laid that bizness to rest, check it. Who is this sasquatch and why do ye anger me? Sasquatch is plural man, just like our socie-ty. And booche, the plaster cast of the bigfoot's footprint oan mah ass constitutes physical evidence of North America's great ape.Now then, what is the verdict, I'm changing the name of my DJ night to either: Late Nite Sounds in Stereo or Nites of the Round TablesBy the way, what were the phish show's and Widespread show's that aired Sunday night on Much more music and Austin City limits? respectively and does anyone know when they're being aired again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevO Posted January 10, 2001 Report Share Posted January 10, 2001 i think i know my own name jimmy. i'm just good enough to be plural. hmm? hmmm? you know it baby. society is plural? then why is there the word societies? naw, really, i didn't mean to anger you, i know what that's about... gimme a hug. i really don't like getting my picture taken bouche, here is a picture that somebody took when i wasn't looking... and here is a picture that jimmy hat drew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hat Posted January 10, 2001 Report Share Posted January 10, 2001 Aw Shucks, couldna, wouldna hold a grudge... Must admit, ye cut a fine figure for a gigantopithicus blacki, and that ain't no black eye, eh!Davey Boy, Ian's Ottawa # is 237-9279 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 11, 2001 Report Share Posted January 11, 2001 DJ Night? Where might that be, Sasquie? Down at your local bath house? I'll bet they like their men savage and hairy. Thus: Growling Hairy Savage Nite Sounds or Animalistic Ritual Groove Daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le conache Posted January 11, 2001 Report Share Posted January 11, 2001 Greetings to all from a near stranger! Thought I might add my email to the sasquach list, since I sighted one only yesterday going through a half eaten bag of Doritos in my car. Hope all of you are well and look forward to coming back east from the sleepy town of Deep Cove, BC My email is conacherm@hotmail.com See ya. Matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unemployed bum Posted January 12, 2001 Report Share Posted January 12, 2001 I think it's your turn to do the dishes. What am I, your BITCH? I'm fed up, man, like, remember, I did them 2 days ago. What was with that thing last night - that was weird. I mean.....with a car battery? That's just wrong. Does she always make that sound? you're one fucked up dude, jimmy hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 12, 2001 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2001 Are my eyes reading write? [editors note: right has been replaced with write to create a clash with the word 'reading' and to also suggest an alternate meaning while preserving the original intent of the statement, yet some may blissfully peer forward and continue on, without even acknowledging the event,or rather, moment that has recently occurred. What most of you didn't know, was that the word 'right' was actually replaced with Folgers Crystals®, let's see what happens.] Matt....is that U? HOly Crappola pandecko (sp?)! It is the shit to hear from you. Where gots ya' been all dis time? You're not living in a tree, are ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 12, 2001 Report Share Posted January 12, 2001 .... ya, Matt, and who's that unemployed bitch you have living with you? Sounds like she gets a charge out of making sexual innuendo about car batteries, and shit. Don't let that one get away ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unemployed bum Posted January 13, 2001 Report Share Posted January 13, 2001 jimmy hat - and you other sass-quatches - your going down! - my extended unemployment has made me bitter and unpredictable - I'm liable to explode any minute - I want my car battery back - make sure you wipe it off first you filthy monkey - and you deeply disturbed Deep Cove-ers - sometimes I sneak in and hide in that room that you keep locked because you think there's rats in there - I can't believe you don't know who Long John Baldry is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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