gentlemonkey Posted October 10, 2001 Report Share Posted October 10, 2001 This cracked me up. doesn't take much. The CBC has reported that the Newfoundland Militia has surrounded a department store in downtown St. John's. They are acting on a tip that Bed Linen is on the Second Floor. YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Posted October 11, 2001 Report Share Posted October 11, 2001 Well, being from Nfld, I can't tell whether that's a joke or true :^)Very funny!!!"The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, Is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils; The motions of his spirit are dull as night And his affections dark as Erebus: Let no such man be trusted. Mark the music." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted October 11, 2001 Report Share Posted October 11, 2001 I hope nobody gets upset over Taliban jokes, cuz here's another...i think it's a fabulous solution, shit, don't stop at bin laden, lets do the whole gov't...As for what to do with Osama bin Laden:Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.Therefore, I suggest we do neither.Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly captures him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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