gentlemonkey 17 Report post Posted October 10, 2001 This cracked me up. doesn't take much. The CBC has reported that the Newfoundland Militia has surrounded a department store in downtown St. John's. They are acting on a tip that Bed Linen is on the Second Floor. YES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dennis 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2001 Well, being from Nfld, I can't tell whether that's a joke or true :^)Very funny!!!"The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, Is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils; The motions of his spirit are dull as night And his affections dark as Erebus: Let no such man be trusted. Mark the music." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
h 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2001 I hope nobody gets upset over Taliban jokes, cuz here's another...i think it's a fabulous solution, shit, don't stop at bin laden, lets do the whole gov't...As for what to do with Osama bin Laden:Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.Therefore, I suggest we do neither.Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly captures him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
