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[gentlemonkey]

This cracked me up. doesn't take much.

The CBC has reported that the Newfoundland Militia has surrounded a department store in downtown St. John's.

They are acting on a tip that Bed Linen is on the Second Floor.

YES!

[Dennis]

Well, being from Nfld, I can't tell whether that's a joke or true :^)

Very funny!!!

"The man that hath no music in himself,

Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds,

Is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils;

The motions of his spirit are dull as night

And his affections dark as Erebus:

Let no such man be trusted. Mark the music."

[h]

I hope nobody gets upset over Taliban jokes, cuz here's another...

i think it's a fabulous solution, shit, don't stop at bin laden, lets do the whole gov't...

As for what to do with Osama bin Laden:

Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will

inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly captures him, fly

him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a

complete sex change operation.

Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.