AssMan Posted October 20, 2001 Report Share Posted October 20, 2001 do you think my ass too big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AssMan Posted October 20, 2001 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2001 is too big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted October 21, 2001 Report Share Posted October 21, 2001 gonna need more information to make that ASSessment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted October 21, 2001 Report Share Posted October 21, 2001 We could compare it to my cat's fat ass. He'll probably win though.Speaking of fat-cat, here's a good one...."I think Sammy may have to be banned from our room. He is getting WAY too comfortable in there. Last night, he stole my pillow and today, I have REALLY puffy and itchy eyes. He put his fat-ass on my stomach last night too and he bit my toes in the middle of the night. Plus, I had to take him out for a late-night feed-fest. Then, I left the door open again and he decided it was time to play with his toy and throw it around the apartment while he tried to catch it..............bad kitty." -Andre"I think Andre may have to be banned from our room. He is getting WAY too comfortable in there. Last night, he actually fell asleep on my pillow, and I had to take it back, now my lovely coat is covered withsnot and spit. There wasn't much room, so I had to rest my butt on his bulging gut which isn't far off from a giant hot water bottle filled with pop rocks. Then he rolled over on me, and I had to bite his toes to get him off so I could breath again. I couldn't take it anymore so I got up for a snack. When I came back, the fucker was in my spot again, so there was nothing left for me to do but fuck around with that stupid toy.bad Andre..."- Sammy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 21, 2001 Report Share Posted October 21, 2001 Is this some form of Pseudo Suicide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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