gentlemonkey Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Check out the Random Mullet Archive.. the best thing about mullets, is that the story you can imagine behind each mullet multiplies the hilarity 10 fold!! I've been scanning through them for about 20 minutes laughing my ass off. I am the worst employee ever..MULLETS GALORE!!! Bouch bros, if you haven't seen this sight.. you will love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 7, 2001 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Hilarious quote from the Merch area.. fuck all of those lame-asses with those retarded-looking"I (heart) Mullets" tshirts, they're a bunch of goddamn pussies who know a lot about standing in the corner and fucking the dog, but don't know shit about the fury of the mullet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treyter Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 HAHAHAHAHA! some of those are priceless one looks like eugene levy! (guy tippign his shades on the beach) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Come on Barrett, with a lot of hard work, we can make this happen! Great site! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 7, 2001 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 lets go to the fair!!! I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 HEY, its Grum in a Buckeye Lake parking lot Sooooooo Many years/Roads ago (back when his mullet was no more than a tad pole): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Looks like this guy had better try and get on that horse again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted December 7, 2001 Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Hey that last guy was at Partners billiards in Whitby tonight only he was cleaned up a bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 7, 2001 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2001 Other words for mullet.. i like shorty longback and squirrel pelt.. 7 (the shape of the number) 10-90 (changes in numbers proportion to the amount of hair on top and in the back) achy-breaky-bad-mistakey ape drape backpack (SASSY Krue) beaver paddle bi-level business in the front, party in the back (whorehouse cut) camaro cut canadian passport coupe longueuil (Canadian) el-camino hockey hair IROC cut kentucky waterfall longueuil manny missouri compromise mudflap neckwarmer ranchero SFLB(svelbie)=Short Front, Long Back STLB(stilbie)=Short Top, Long Back safety cut schlong (short+long) sho-lo shag shorty-longback soccer rocker squirrel pelt tennessee tophat yep-nope bla bla bla bla bla bla bla... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted December 8, 2001 Report Share Posted December 8, 2001 Kentucky waterfall....yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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