gentlemonkey Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 You wanna buy trey's pubes?? You're fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 19, 2001 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 Hoping, praying.. I would love to make a little beard that I could wear around town.. Wow, this is post number 420! It's my birthday! and I'm writing about Trey's pubes! What a glorious day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 happy birthday monkey who looks like a monkey and acts like one too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 Did you know that Phish has never ever played a show on December 19th?Instead, they choose to celebrate the life and times of GentleMonkey. They all get pissed up and go out on the town trying to pick up chicks that dont know who they are. See, they need to prove to themselves that they can 'score' based on their respective personalities and not on their status. Since they admire how you could nail anything you wanted (even if you werent a drummer), they decide that for 1 night a year, they will try and be like you!Fishman has still never gotten laid on this date and neither has Gordon (well, with women anyways)Happy birthday Monkey....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 19, 2001 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 Thanks y'all!! I just got surprised by my office with an office-calibre rendition of Happy Birthday.. Bouche.. thanks for the whoor. I can't hear what she is saying though when I try and fondle her.. no audio.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 She is most likely calling you a pervert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 How many? What colour? Do they come with a display case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpua Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 Whatj are you talking about? Are they available on ebay or something? Or is it something youve been hoping to get your hands on for a while now gentleassmonkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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