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Let the good times roll...

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.

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Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

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Your momma's so old, her social security # is 1

Your momma is so stupid everytime she blink she

get lost.

Yo mom's smells so bad, she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.

ur momma so stupid she went to Gap to fix her teeth

you're momma is so fat, for her lover to find her coochie, he just flip through the rolls 'till he smells shit and then flip back one.

YO mamma is so poor when i walked in her house and stepped on a cockroach she said clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got somethin to eat!

your momma so slutty i could've been your daddy but the guy behind me had the exact change

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i was just having a friendly bantering sessions with one of my friends on email, and it's turned into a momma joke competition....thought it might be fun to see what you all can come up with...here's a few to start it off:

Yo momma's so ugly,

when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so ugly,

when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up

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