Akron Posted January 22, 2002 Report Share Posted January 22, 2002 Let the good times roll... Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower. Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows! Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 22, 2002 Report Share Posted January 22, 2002 Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pocketsYo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpua Posted January 22, 2002 Report Share Posted January 22, 2002 Yo momma is so old, her breasts produce powdered milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treyter Posted January 22, 2002 Report Share Posted January 22, 2002 Your momma's so old, her social security # is 1Your momma is so stupid everytime she blink she get lost.Yo mom's smells so bad, she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.ur momma so stupid she went to Gap to fix her teethyou're momma is so fat, for her lover to find her coochie, he just flip through the rolls 'till he smells shit and then flip back one.YO mamma is so poor when i walked in her house and stepped on a cockroach she said clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got somethin to eat! your momma so slutty i could've been your daddy but the guy behind me had the exact change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treyter Posted January 23, 2002 Report Share Posted January 23, 2002 i was just having a friendly bantering sessions with one of my friends on email, and it's turned into a momma joke competition....thought it might be fun to see what you all can come up with...here's a few to start it off:Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer_rainbow Posted January 23, 2002 Report Share Posted January 23, 2002 -knock knock -whose there? -momma -momma who? -JOMAMMA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 24, 2002 Report Share Posted January 24, 2002 Jomomma's so dumb that every time there's a key change, they stop playing and call a locksmith. Ba dum dum...CRASH! Boo BOO! HISS HISS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpua Posted January 24, 2002 Report Share Posted January 24, 2002 Eh thats a good one, and original too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer_rainbow Posted January 24, 2002 Report Share Posted January 24, 2002 LOL hahahahahh that is really good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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