Harpua Posted February 8, 2002 Report Share Posted February 8, 2002 CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART 70 above Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes. 60 above North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Canada plant gardens. 50 above Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Canada sunbathe. 40 above Italian & English cars won't start. People in Canada drive with the windows down. 32 above Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior's water gets thicker. 20 above Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0 People in Miami all die... Canadians lick the flagpole. 20 below Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Canada get out their winter coats. 40 below Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies door to door. 60 below Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 80 below Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Canada rent some videos. 100 below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. 297 below Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands. 460 below ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?" 500 below Hell freezes over. The Leafs win the Stanley Cup!==============================================Ah, some days I hate my job, some days I love it. Like today for instance, casino for lunch then go-carting. Not too shabby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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