Hux Posted March 13, 2003 Report Share Posted March 13, 2003 Low Roller to Appear Tonight with Blue Grassy High Rumours run rumpant over possible re-alignment of BGH power structure. Ottawa - March 13, 2003, It appears being a neutral observer, and reporting on the continuing tumultuous Blue Grassy High soap opera has finally gotten the better of our very own Low Roller. Declaring "why should I sit around and watch these morons bicker, when I'm perfectly capable of injecting this project with a little of my own "international playboy" sauve, it's Low Roll-ah time laaaaaa-dies". Mr. Roller rehearsed with BGH last night, and will make his debut appearance this evening at Cafe Dekcuf in the absence of banjo-God Dave-O. Is this line-up change permanent? when asked, Low Roller replied "Dave-O, that should be Dave-who??, he's left town, it's pretty obvious why - there's a new sheriff in town". In a rather cryptic declaration, Mr. Roller also declared: "...and let me be clear, if you think you can just abandon this project Dave-O, and then waltz right back in when it's convenient, you got another thing comin', if I see you try to take that stage, I WILL CUT YOU, CUT CUT CUT - CUT YOU DAVE-O" . Other members of BGH could not be reached for comment, presumably due to the threat of also being cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted March 13, 2003 Report Share Posted March 13, 2003 I hear that the 'O' in Dave-O stands for nothing. I am the new sheriff in town. (Badges? I don't need no stinking badges!) International playboy suave or some creepy foreigner? You can decide for yourself TONIGHT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted March 13, 2003 Report Share Posted March 13, 2003 gotta see a bluegrassy show sometime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 13, 2003 Report Share Posted March 13, 2003 How many times do I have to tell you people this, its not a show. Its BARELY a gig................ What it is, is a bunch of drunken baboons, singing about bananas and shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 13, 2003 Report Share Posted March 13, 2003 You mean a bunch of drunken, weak, invalid baboons...I mean, some of them can't even lift a regular-sized guitar, and have to use one of those kiddy-sized mini-geetars... Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted March 13, 2003 Report Share Posted March 13, 2003 Should I cut him Booche? Just give the word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 14, 2003 Report Share Posted March 14, 2003 See? More evidence of weakness and invalidity: the truth has been revealed! Low Roller was brought into BGH as an enforcer...what I suspect happened was that the BGH head coach figured that, with the playoffs underway and the trading deadline looming, BGH needed more in the way of muscle than dave-O's finesse playing. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted March 14, 2003 Report Share Posted March 14, 2003 quote:Originally posted by bradm: Low Roller was brought into BGH as an enforcer... BGH needed more in the way of muscle than dave-O's finesse playing. I would hardly consider myself an enforcer, more like an opportunist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 14, 2003 Report Share Posted March 14, 2003 I'll have a mic in front of me tonight (and maybe a couple hundred in me), so I will cut him myself LR. Thanks for watching my back though! "Anyone here on acid? I mean, anyone else?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PersonOfInterest Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 This was a fun night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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