MarcO Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 I read in The Toronto Star yesterday that George Dubya Bush has announced a three-hundred MILLION dollar program designed to encourage unwed mothers to get married. Can I get off the planet now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 May I come with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezy Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 That's it. I'm outta here too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 $300 million to the States is like tossing a bum a loony.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezy Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 Maybe we should send Dubya a fetapet?"Party FetaPup is ready to groove like an animal! When Party FetaPup is dancing glitter spins like a disco-ball."holy shit, I can't believe this exists... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blane Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 Clarification on that though, it's for unwed mothers getting welfare. And since they're nothing but no-good welfare bums, who the fuck cares if they're unhappily married? Just so long as it keeps them off the welfare rolls, right?Thanks G-Dub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 so what do i have to do to get some of this cash? divorce and then what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 I think Dubya should trade in his crack-pipe for a bong. It worked for Clinton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 What the hell is running through that man's mind? He's the most powerful man on the plant?Scary. Armagedon must be nearing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 Ms. H: Although I know you meant "Most powerful man on the planet", "Most powerful man on the plant" sounds like it'd be a GREAT trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 Wouldn't it just help out all the poor guys that can't find a girl? Sounds like it's a win-win situation. btw...fetapets are pretty damn gross. unborn things in jars turn my stomache, unless it's an alien baby in a jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 Hehehehe. Froidian slip??? Did Georgie-boy ever inhale? Too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 TEEHEEHEEHAHA!!!...Most powerfull man on the plant!"..too much!..I got the most hillarios image off of that one Sharin!..Bush is the spawn of satin,right?..he's f'in scarey and currently holds huge popularity amongst his voters...he aint goin' away anytime soon..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 I was going to say something, but I think I should stay out of political speak. Nevermind. Wow, what a post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 So would it be safe to say that perhaps Mike Harris is in cahoots with dubya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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