show---whore Posted April 22, 2002 Report Share Posted April 22, 2002 BEER+HOCKEY+MUSIC+NATURE+BEER=CANADAIAN WHAT DO U THINK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giggles Posted April 22, 2002 Report Share Posted April 22, 2002 Rick Mercer's "Talking to Americans" <-FUNNY SHIT and 100% CANADIAN EH!!! Giggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 22, 2002 Report Share Posted April 22, 2002 The opposite of Treyter's views on the US and George W.Has Treyter finally left yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted April 22, 2002 Report Share Posted April 22, 2002 Living in igloo's, travelling via dogsled, saying "eh" at the end of every sentence, listening to Anne Murray, knowing that guy from Regina with brown hair and then giving an equal exchange rate for Canadian Tire money for anyone who believes that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted April 22, 2002 Report Share Posted April 22, 2002 Or it's the beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted April 22, 2002 Report Share Posted April 22, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
False_Documents Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 Only being pstriotic when you leave because everyone thinks your american.I've only started admitting to being lately. Anywhere I went people would ask me where I'm from and I'd say Newfoundland... No one knew where that was, So I started saying Canada, then I get oh my sister lives in BC or something like that. For me being candadian means being culturally diverse!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 It's more about setting our old people on ice flows at the end of their time here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 "In the heart of every Canadian beats a Wild Party" - Kim Mitchell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smalrus Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 i think that living in montreal, id rather be canadian than american. so when people ask where im from, ive started referring to myself as from montreal rather than from hartford, ct. i mean who the hell wants to come from there anyways? canada, home of best beer, best weed, best hockey. go habs go! spencer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 the cold, the laughs and the queen ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieDon'tSurf Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 Well a mommy Canadian and a daddy Canadian ask the Canada Goose (contrary to popular belief, the stork is not aerodynamicaly fit to carry babies) to bring them a baby Canadian...and that's what makes a Canadian... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 The one definition I heard is that a Canadian is someone who can make love in a canoe*.A good book on the subject is "Why I Hate Canadians" by Will Ferguson. He went through Katimavik ("I Was A Teenage Katima-victim" is also good), spent a lot of time overseas (in Japan; "Hokkaido Highway Blues" recounts his hitch-hiking trip from the Southern tip of Japan to the Northern tip), and has a lot of insight.Me, I'm torn between the idea that Canadians don't have an identity (because we spend half our time telling the Americans we're not British, and the other half telling the British we're not American, and so don't have any time to develop an identity), and that we're poorly-armed Americans with public health care and better mass-market beer.Aloha, Brad* Q: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe? A: Because it's fucking close to water... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giggles Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 HACKEY + BEER + BEST DOPE IN THE WORLD + SKI BUNNYS + PAMELA + GOLD MEDALS WHILE SMOKING BEST DOPE IN THE WORLD + TUNES + POGO'S + MAPLE SYRUP + EH? = CANADIAN, AND I AM PROUD TO BE ONE!!! Giggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Sanchez Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 B to the E to the power of 10 to Rwhat does that spell?beer, that's right beer, you know you want it beer, beer, beer, its goodits all about BEER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 Just like that commercial...I bring my pet beaver to the bar. It`s as easy as that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 Canadian Tire Money. Duh.Forget the canoe. Think "kayak." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 quote:Originally posted by arcane: Canadian Tire Money. ...and attempting to pass it off to sales clerks in the Southern U.S.A..."Him? That's Sir John A. MacDonald, our first Prime Minister..."Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 quote:Originally posted by bradm: ...and attempting to pass it off to sales clerks in the Southern U.S.A..."Him? That's Sir John A. MacDonald, our first Prime Minister..." OH yeah. That's one of the better joys in life. That, and watching Americans get wasted on Brador. And watching them bite loonies, looking for the chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleB Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 Late April snow!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 I think being canadian is like rick mercer's talking to americans. we're kind, frank, and polite but totally know how to go up to someone tell them they're an idiot to their face and keep ours straight while they try to figure out if they have any clue what we're talking aboot. i din't think it's because americans are stupid...if people are clueless they're gonna agree to almost anything - it's just americans want to look like they're special and if they're not feeling like that they want to seem like they're knowledgeable just to save face. that's my view on rick mercer...he's just a charismatic guy that people trust. plus, he's got that fine canadian accent...aah easterners! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddles Posted April 24, 2002 Report Share Posted April 24, 2002 a Canadian sperm + a Canadian egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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