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Remember, boys and girls, this is a best-of-seven series...that was game one...

Before last night "Second Round" meant starting on the back nine for Jacques Martin and his crew...

Remember, I'm an unbiased fan of an undisclosed Western Conference team (rhymes with LaPucks), so don't get too snippity you Trojan fans.

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OUCH!!!!! Gotta hand it to the Sens, they kicked our asses HARD!!!! Leafs are definitely tired and bruised and Sens are hot and well rested. I'm not going to give up on the Leafs. There is still the possibility of another six games, though not likely if the Leafs can't get it back together. Hopefully it won't end up like the Leafs/Islanders series. That was crap.......Flag burning, booing and throwing trash at players? "That Good Ole Hocky Game......" It's all good!!!!

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>CANADIANS IN HELL

Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops

in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques

warming themselves around the fire.

The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?

"The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the land of snow

and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit,

eh."

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the

heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed

in parkas, toques and mittens.

The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel

it?"

Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from

Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to

warm up a little bit, eh."

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two

guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing

and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from

Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage

and drinking beer.

The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you

two seem to be enjoying yourselves."

The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather

up there in Toronto so we've just got to have a cook-out when the weather's

THIS nice."

The devil is absoutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he

comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been

cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.

The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging

everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything

but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.The devil smiles and heads for the

room with the two Canadians. He gets there and finds them back in their

parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering,

yelling and screaming like mad men!!!

The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat

you're happy. Now it's freezing coldand you're still happy. What is wrong

with you two???"

The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you know? If

Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."

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"A True Canadian"

It's game seven of the final round for Lord Stanley's Cup and a man shows up and takes his seat third row, center ice. There is an empty seat beside him. After the game starts, he leans over and asks the person on the other side of the empty seat if he knows the story behind the "empty seat". The fellow replies, "It's my wife's seat. We've gone to every single playoff game in the 45 years that we've been married. But she passed away." The other gentleman offers his condolences and asks why the man didn't bring one of his friends instead. The widower replied,"They're all at the funeral!"

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I just read this in the paper (I need to find a better way to enjoy my lunch. Oh wait, ITS COLD OUTSIDE!)

"For the record, (Harry) Neale is picking the Senators to win in six games"

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