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What makes you barf?

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Hahaha...Sounds like a guy I know whu once went to a concert bar on Bank st. after working 11 hours,not eating and then falling asleep in a booth...I think he also ingested 2->3 beers. He's banned from that place now...man I love that guy!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

"smelled like murder"

lol

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apparently having a sneeze attack while drunk makes me puke. has happened a couple of times. anyone else?

dude....are you fucking serious???

I have a sneeze attack EVERY time i start to get drunk...no joke, ask anyone. 6 beers and i'm in for at least 20 of those bastards...i don't puke much from those though.

i honestly don't know what makes me puke (but i do puke now and again), other than alcohol abuse, seeing or smelling other's chunks, taking a piss at the only bathroom in a party after "someone" just shat---pissing and puking at the same time? yep.

if i ever find out who was on that throne before i got in there, there's gonna be payback, and it will be merciless.

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YO Treyter. Seriously, i don't know what the frick is up witih the sneezing!! Every once in a while i start to sneeze, just at the point where im starting to get drunk...weird. its usually a good sign though:) generally means its the start of a good night.....which in some cases can lead to barf!!

CHEERS!

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it's a curse my friend a curse...you're right though, it usually means the start of a good night/buzz, which can easily lead into the topic of this thread...

cheers & god bless you [Wink]

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i've got a couple leads and it appears that dude that leaves the greasy logs in the john has one arm and whacked some guys wife a few years back....

i'll assist in the shit-kicking if you find find 'em first treyter...

which leads me to one last thing that makes me yak (gag at the very least)...a hot, stinkin, bug-filled porta-pottie/outhouse, specially one in which the "fairer" sex has decided to leave some of their monthly items, if ya know what I mean...

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Insincere fake people who are crybabies!

Also, the smell of burnt garlic.

But worst of all......garbage left on the sidewalk during a garbage strike....Yick

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does anybody else think that parmasan cheese smells like puke? is this just me? cuz my husband loves that stuff and every time i come in i think - oh cripes, somebody's barfed.. but no, it's that godawfle cheese...

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Until very resently, I wouldn't touch parmesian cheese because it reminded me SO MUCH of the smell of barf. I have no idea what has changed and that I can eat it now. I think it was that I went to East Side Marios and had the freshly grated stuff and quite liked it. The dehydrated, grated stuff stinks, but I can eat it now for some reason.

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come to think of it, we buy the blocks of parmessan now and its not so stinky... its the Kraft grated stuff in the plastic shaker that really reeks... i think its cuz the 'parmessan' they make is actually the barf of genetically enhanced mice - i read that on a web-site somewhere, so it must be true

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When is the last time you saw me puke ACE??? Welcome back to the board. It probably was on one of them crazy campouts, in which case i don't and won't remember a fucking thing.

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Absolutely! Especially the short little curly one.When THEY get stuck in your teeth its DEFINITELY a sticky situation....http://www.maryyaeger.com/posterimg/pubic.jpg

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