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If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now

be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original

$1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had

bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago,

drank all of it and turned in each can for the 10 cent deposit, you'd have


Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and


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