Phunky Cauldron Posted July 28, 2002 Report Share Posted July 28, 2002 I love any episode featuring the comic book store owner. "Worst joke ever." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 28, 2002 Report Share Posted July 28, 2002 Grimey is a GREAT episode..... Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work? Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today. I am at work. Marge: You're afraid to go to work because Frank Grimes will be there, aren't you? Homer: That's crazy talk. You're crazy, Marge. Get off the road! [honks horn] Marge: [gets in the car] You have to face him sometime, and when you do I'm sure he'll be just as anxious to make up as you are. Homer: No he won't, he hates me. Marge: He doesn't hate you. He just feels insecure because you're getting through life so easily, and it's been so difficult for him. Homer: Yeah, yeah, that's his problem, he's a nut! It's not about me being lazy, it's about him being a crazy nut. Marge: Well ... maybe. But I bet he would be less crazy if you were just a little more, mmm, professional in your work. Homer: [gasps] Marge: Just a little more. Then he won't have any reason to resent you. Homer: I'll do it! [produces a bottle of that wonderful Duff] To professionalism! [drinks up] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted July 28, 2002 Report Share Posted July 28, 2002 I love the one where Homer tried to finish off that giant sub-sandwich. These lines are as good as it gets from Homer: " So c-c-c-cold ". " Bowels clenching ". Damn funny episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
show---whore Posted July 28, 2002 Report Share Posted July 28, 2002 "you wont eat my meat but you'll glu with my feet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumpin Posted July 29, 2002 Report Share Posted July 29, 2002 Any of the sideshow bob episodes. "oh I'll stay away...stay away FOREVER!" "no...wait" SIdeshow bob for mayor Quimby:"...and the chick in the crying game is really a man." and the delightful episode where david hyde peirce joins kelsey grammar as sideshow bobs brother. The dam one. "and for no reason heres APU." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted July 29, 2002 Report Share Posted July 29, 2002 One of my favourites is a pretty old one where Bart wins "stampy" the elephant from the radio. When Homer falls in the tar pits: "Don't worry, first I'll put my legs out with my arms. Now I pull my arms out with my face." Just typing that made me laugh. Great thread - love the simpson's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted July 29, 2002 Report Share Posted July 29, 2002 Helloo Mr. Thompson.... ha ha,i say that to people all the time - can believe i forgot it there... the one with lisa in the tree and the pretty boy protester dude who cuts off his favourite dread for her -- i use to know guys like that this log is your log, this log is my log... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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