LJFH Posted September 9, 2002 Report Share Posted September 9, 2002 What are some of the lamest excuse you have ever used to: Call in sick to work? Break up with someone? ditch someone the morning after? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieDon'tSurf Posted September 9, 2002 Report Share Posted September 9, 2002 1) Sorry, but I've got chlamydia 2) Sorry, but I've got chlamydia 3) Sorry, but I've got chlamydia ...works almost every time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted September 9, 2002 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2002 You'd tell your boss you had chlamydia? heheheheheh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted September 9, 2002 Report Share Posted September 9, 2002 It makes one wonder what kind of job would necessitate one's boss knowing one had chlamydia... Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieDon'tSurf Posted September 9, 2002 Report Share Posted September 9, 2002 dunno, but it generally makes for a "No Questions Asked" sick day... anyway, i'm not sure if we're talkin about the same thing...doesn't Motts make Chalmydia Juice or am i thinkin' of that V8 stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted September 9, 2002 Report Share Posted September 9, 2002 I once ditched work basically saying "Well, I gotta go" in order to catch a bus to Toronto for a Crystal Method show. The next morning I called work while on the bus on the way back saying "I felt sick" and "I'll come in later". I'm pretty sure my boss heard the bus' roaring engine but he never brought it up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted September 9, 2002 Report Share Posted September 9, 2002 I'll answer the first one. [*]"I just came down with the chicken pox." (age 34) [*]"I seem to have contracted the red measles." (Grade 10, and I'd already had the red measles once) [*]"I have a mysterious rash from the top of my head to the soles of my feet. I don't feel that bad, but it might not be a good idea to have me greeting the public this week, hmm?" [*]"Sorry I can't make it to Christmas dinner--I'm in labour. Pass along my best wishes to the turkey; I know how it feels." True, every one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted September 9, 2002 Report Share Posted September 9, 2002 "My membership at the gym runs out today, I have to use it!" I have actually seen this one work!! Let`s just say someone was smitten with this person and took the shift for her!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottieking Posted September 10, 2002 Report Share Posted September 10, 2002 No one ever questions uncontrolable, raging diarrhea. No one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fink Posted September 10, 2002 Report Share Posted September 10, 2002 ya the shits always works....what a great excuse i've used i'm not feeling well to go home early and then the next day call in sick so i could have a nice long weekend!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted September 10, 2002 Report Share Posted September 10, 2002 I defer to scottieking on this one. Chicken pox are impressive, but liquid crap is a perennial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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