backbacon Posted September 18, 2002 Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 Someone transcripted an email message they rec'd. (Taken from another message board.): Any luck with tickets? Got handfuls to spare? I think I got shut out as did almost everybody. I'm looking for a sneaky way around the system to go to the show. How does this sound, we go to the Knicks game the night before, dressed as pillars, then after the game we stand next to a pillar and all the security guards will pass us thinking, hey nice pillar. Then when the doors open the next night, we run like hell to the bathroom, ditch the pillar costumes and enjoy the show..... --------- me again - although this might not work (pillar idea), what would the chances of being able to hide somewhere in an arena overnight be? Anyone ever do this? Sounds like fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted September 18, 2002 Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 Wow that does sound like a riot! Now we're thinking outside the box (and inside the arena!) I will do whatever has to be done to go to MSG. Shut up Treyter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted September 18, 2002 Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 HAhahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted September 18, 2002 Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 overheard at deercreek phish 7-11-00 (which i believe is WAYYYYYY overratted) "i'll lickit for a ticket" though i think it may have been from a dude.....not sure....a very hairy thang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted September 18, 2002 Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 Not to mention the Jeff Beck song "Head For Backstage Pass" (from the "Wired" album)... Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted September 18, 2002 Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 Okay, okay, now I sure hope no one really thinks I would stoop to that level. But it is Trey....and Mike....and Page.....and Jon....and New York on New Years...... Ah HELL!!! I want to go SOOOOOOO bad!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treyter Posted September 18, 2002 Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 we should all write a song about this. here's a song title that's been floating around in my head (and others i imagine): Front-row tits and backstage ass here's a line to work in there somewhere: It's all about kicks, and not about class it's front-row tit's and backstage ass any takers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted September 18, 2002 Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 Too bad Frank Zappa isn't with us anymore, it sounds like it'd right up his alley. (I've got YCDTOSA Vol. 4 on right now.) Flashin' her eyes at the bandmates on stage Hopin' and wishin' her dreams get made The best lookin' vacuum you ever did see With a tongue that would make normal girls flee And roadies go "Whoa!" At the end of the show All to get backstage for free (The above sounds better if you imagine Ike Willis singing it as if it was part of "Thing-Fish"...) Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treyter Posted September 18, 2002 Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 god i'm lame (and bored): It's all about kicks, and not about class it's front-row tit's and backstage ass it's not about money, or MTV, our dinner is cooche, and dessert: VD Flashin' her eyes at the bandmates on stage Hopin' and wishin' her dreams get made young sharon relaxes and starts to spin, my bandmates spy the condition she's in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted September 18, 2002 Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 quote:Originally posted by treyter: our dinner is cooche, and dessert: VDWill the Zappa references never stop? You been listening to "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?", treyter? (The YCDTOSA Vol. 3 version, to boot, in which a few members* of Zappa's crew missed out on heeding a doctor's warning about a backstage hanger-on, who was "riddled with disease".) Aloha, Brad * Take that however you want... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted September 18, 2002 Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 Sounds like a great chorus you got there Treyter! Although it sounds like a song about being a rockstar. The lyrics practically write themselves: She goes low While I reach for my blow, Candy my nose As she takes off her clothes It's all about kicks, and not about class it's front-row tit's and backstage ass eh. It's missing a verse or two and a ripping guitar solo, but I think there is a rock anthem in there somewhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treyter Posted September 18, 2002 Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 hahaha i love zappa but haven't been listening to much lately...i think i only have one live show of his--it smokes though....i definitely need to get some more albums, i only have a few of those as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted September 18, 2002 Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 For you, treyter, there's one essential album: Sheik Yerbouti. "Bobby Brown Goes Down" alone is worth the price of admission. I'd also recommend: You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 2Shut Up 'n' Play Yer GuitarJoe's GarageThe Yellow SharkThe Best Band You Never Heard In Your LifeMake A Jazz Noise HereAloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treyter Posted September 19, 2002 Report Share Posted September 19, 2002 oh dear lord.... i guess there's no such thing as too easy eh Ms. Huxx? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted September 19, 2002 Report Share Posted September 19, 2002 Ms. H, whatever you do, just make sure somebody tapes it... Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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