eeek!

[bouche]

No need for captions...

[SolarGarlic]

oh my....OH my! What in the hell IS THAT? A lizard? a human? oh wait, its Jacko.

In all seriousness. That is truly sad when a person must do such things to feel good about one's self..DAMN!

[Ms.Huxtable]

Yucky.

[bouche]

I'm not even sure what I'm looking at.

He sure can dance though!

[h]

can he though? really? like he can spin around and grab his crotch, but i havent seen and really good dancing come outta him since the wiz. - damn that picture is gross...

[SolarGarlic]

if he did any crazy spin moves these days, he'd most likely lose a body part or two in the process by the looks of things.

[h]

hmm, maybe thats why he grabs his crotch so much...

[bradm]

My problem with MJ's dancing (and that of Janet's, too) is that it consists of: do a move, stop, do another move, stop, grab crotch and scream, stop, do another move, stop...with, of course, a whole bunch of backup dancers doing the same set of moves and stops (sorry, people, but having 15 people do the same thing at the same time is not good choreography).

I prefer dancers who keep up fluid motions, and seamlessly transition between sequences. When you see somebody like Fred Astaire dance, you realize that, for him, dancing was his natural form of motion...there's more emotion, fun, and humanity in the routine where he danced with a coat rack than in most anything I've seen the Jacksons do*. And Gene Kelly took it off into another direction, adding fire and exuberance to grace and elegance.

And lest you think I'm a classics-only fan, note that I love watching things like La La Human Steps when they really get going.

Aloha,

BRAD (Bad Review About Dancing)

* And Ginger Rogers could be considered a better dancer than Fred Astaire: she did everything he did, but backwards and in high heels.

[Phunky Cauldron]

I think MJ is an amazing dancer...He's an inventor. He showed people moves that nobody had ever seen before. As far as any recent dancing he has done, I saw him do a dance-off with Usher (think R&B/pop) and it was some amazing shite. So, Mike gets my vote.

[bouche]

I guess anyone can learn to moonwalk. I thought that he was a superhero witht that damn thing!

The Moonwalk was a factor in what set Michael apart and clearly in a league of his own in the realm of superstardom.

Michael did not invent the move, but perfected it and made it his own. First shown to the world at the Motown 25th Annviverary in a performance of "Billie Jean". Although to the viewing world the performance fantastic,

Michael himself was not happy with it, being the perfectionist he is. Nevertheless the performance at Motown 25, especially the performance of "Billie Jean" which featured the Moonwalk, will always be remembered as a magic moment in the history of music entertainment.

Learn to Moonwalk

[color:"#000000" size=2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The moonwalk is a kind of an illusion and takes alot of practice. Below are the best Moonwalk instructions I could find so why not have some fun and give it a try .

[color:"#000000" size=2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [color:"#FF0000"]Step 1.

Find a pair of low grip shoes you could try to do it in your socks to start off with.

[color:"#000000" size=2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][color:"#FF0000"]Step 2. Make sure that the ground you use to practise to moonwalk on is also not too grippy, try and find a polished floor.

[color:"#000000" size=2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [color:"#FF0000"]Step 3. Stand with both feet close to each other, left foot slightly ahead of the right (toes of right should be in line with half the left foot)

[color:"#000000" size=2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][color:"#FF0000"]Step 4.

Now raise the heel of the right foot so that you are standing on the front of the right foot as if you are taking a step. The left foot must stay where it is (take care not to move it).

[color:"#000000" size=2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][color:"#FF0000"]Step 5. As you lower the heel of the right foot, lean all your weight on the right foot, and drag back the left foot to so that its toes are in line with the heel of the right foot. The left foot's heel must be slightly off the ground at this stage. As you drag back, do not push down on the left foot at all or it will not glide. Make sure as you lower the heel of the right foot (slowly) the left moves at an equal speed. This will need lots of practice to master the right speed.

[color:"" size=2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][color:"#FF0000"]Step 6. Keep practicing up to the above steps until you can make the movement subconsciously without any difficulty.

[color:"#000000" size=2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][color:"#FF0000"]Step 7. Once you have mastered that, "kick" outwards with the left foot, but although not quite touching the ground, make it look as if it is touching. Move it out a foot-size's worth away from the toes of the right. No part of the left foot should be raised higher than other.

[color:"#000000" size=2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [color:"#FF0000"]Step 8. After you make your left foot move so it is at the starting position, lift up the heel once more of the right foot. Make sure the left leg is bent at the knee. Now repeat step 5. Keep practicing until you have the whole thing figured out, and it has been verified by others, and you feel quite comfortable with it. You should eventually get that gravity-defying effect and you'll MoonWalk like the pro.

[color:"#000000" size=2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [color:"#FF0000"]Step 9. Once you've figured it out for the right leg bending, switch legs, and try the same with the other foot. Lift heel of left, lower left as you glide right back. Left still on the ground, throw out right foot, lift up heel of left foot, and once again drag right foot back as left heel is lowered.