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"while walking back to the office after a light, quiet lunch with mr. martin, mr. bush caught a mirror image of himself in the water of a fountain to his right... held in tight grip by this image of himself, mr. bush looked deep into his own eyes, teeny little black holes, strained real hard, and saw into himself, saw into the evil of his own mind, taken aback by the un-christian thoughts he was just realizing he was seeing for the first time, he thought to himself "goddam it, i AM dashing!". Mr. Martin was startled when he thought he saw a shark jump out of the water and attempt to bite his face, leaving everyone to wonder: What was in that soup?"

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