TonyRage Posted May 1, 2004 Report Share Posted May 1, 2004 > You know that you are a jam band fan when... > > > > When someone is in your car and asks..."is this the > same song?" > > You purposefully take the long route home so you can > listen to the rest of the show. > > You go to a 'regular' concert and mistake the ending > for the set break. > > your friends ask you why you have 200 Phish shows and > you say, "Man, they've played over 1,200, I don't > even have 20% of 'em yet!!" > > when your non-jamfan friends all groan anytime you > put on a cd. > > when the people at the post office all scramble to > go on their break when they see you coming in. > > You consider a concert that's two and a half hours > away to be a "local" show. > > when going to two concerts in one month is > withdrawal. > > when you own 600 cds of one band but none of them > are official releases. > > you've ever flown to see your favorite band. > > you have a pet named after a song by your favorite > band. > > you have a vanity license plate with a reference > that only another fan of your favorite band would > understand. > > You'll let someone you met on the internet crash at > your house after a show and don't think anything > of it. > > When you tell your friends to name a date, and from > that date you can name 2 or more setlists in their > entirety of your favorite band. > > If you know what a ganja-gooball is. > > You don't think '69 is a sexual postion but rather a > good year for Dead bootlegs. > > when your kids get soap in their mouths when they > say mp3. > > When you are more excited by the 35 minute YEM > you just listened to than your own birthday > > When someone says anything, you can reference it to > a Phish song > > when you know to look out for the middle aged white > guys with clean hair > > When you have 1200+ hours of music > > when you won't listen to any band that doesn't allow > taping. > > you do your back-to-school clothes shopping on > Shakedown Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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