Ms Zimmy Posted May 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Velvet gets my vote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 - get to tell all your asshole customers to fuck off day as someone who works in the retail industry, i always thought it would be great if i could give my employees one "fuck you card" a month... they only get to use it once, and when its done, they gotta hand the card over... next month, they get it back.... but try convincing upper management of that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted May 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Can those cards be used on your boss too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 After last years unexpected power failure and the incredible night of fun that insued. I vote we have an "International Blackout Day" every year....One condition its a surprise, no one will know what day it is going to be until boom all the lights go out. I won't be voting Velvet for PM, have you seen him drunk....With him in office, every Saturday night will be picking fights with Greenland or starting a war with Fiji or somthing. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted May 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 BTW brad The only other holiday I want already exists. lol you're insane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Hey PP, I think two of your ideas exist. I'm purdy durn shore there's a grandparents day, and I heard of a restaurant that has one day a year where the employees can be as rude as they want to be to the customers. Appeerntly it's their busiest day of the year. I remember comments like "Get the ketchup yourself, it's right over there fer crissakes" and "C'mon, I haven't got all day, what's your damn order!" Sounds like fun to me. Oh, and I think I'll definitwely run fro PM eventually. I could call the party...um, lessee now... The Libercon Party The Freedom Party The Price of Freedom Party The Modern World Party no, wait, how about just The Party Party. Other parts of my platform include the elimination of Daylight Saving Time, free public transpo, completion of the Trans Canada Trail, Canadian history mandatory up to grade 12, pay cuts for high-up gov't officials, a legal aid system that works, CRTC rules in effect for movie theatres, dramatically increased penalties for police officers who break the law on duty, and a holiday for Terry Fox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted May 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 I love the Party Party! first thing we need is some buttons [color:"red"]Todd for The party party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Aw c'mon, I would make sure my aides wouldn't let me near the phone when I was drunk. I'll be good, honest! And really, wouldn't ya just love to see me hanging with Bush when I had a few too many? I'm give him such a charlie horse! "Put that in your pipe and smoke it you stupid evil redneck!" I'd be good at soundbytes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 from the above my vote is for "Explore Canada Day and if you Talk Like A Pirate all travel and lodgings are FREE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Can those cards be used on your boss too? hahah, i would hope not... im the boss... im giving them out... they should be thanking me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 although i do have a penchant for steaks & bj's... How you doing? My name's Matt...wanna go back to my place and BBQ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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