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Douglas's "call-in-sick" thread


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To whom it may concern,

Please excuse Lynn from work today as she is occupied with constant vomiting and non-stop praying for sweet death to take away the hangover she developed through continued and systematic birthday drinking.

Please be advised that some time off may be required in the near future for court appearances.

Sincerely,

-booche

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Car problems, Booche is ultra sick (and you therefore HAVE to take care of him), "personal emergency" you'd rather not discuss with anyone, umm... I know there are some good ones out there... Got a pet? He/she just died (or is REALLY, REALLY sick)... Etc, etc, etc...

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