Douglas Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 who's got my heady "I'm sick today" e-mail??? winners win a prize...I dunno what yet, but sumpin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 To whom it may concern, Please excuse Lynn from work today as she is occupied with constant vomiting and non-stop praying for sweet death to take away the hangover she developed through continued and systematic birthday drinking. Please be advised that some time off may be required in the near future for court appearances. Sincerely, -booche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 arr rar arr rar rar arr rar damn rabies again shots today, back to work tomorrow sincerely, arr rar arr arr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted July 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 doop doop doop. Douglas never signs out... Doop doop doop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Sorry,I won't be in today because I'm still drunk. Worked for me in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 I quit tomorrow, but just for tomorrow. Love, Lynn See ya Monday, I'll bring donuts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 POG that just might work... Hey Dougie, does your boss like apple fritters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Car problems, Booche is ultra sick (and you therefore HAVE to take care of him), "personal emergency" you'd rather not discuss with anyone, umm... I know there are some good ones out there... Got a pet? He/she just died (or is REALLY, REALLY sick)... Etc, etc, etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted July 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 hmmm.. how 'bout... subject: Friday March 9 I'm not feeling well and won't be in today I guess I should go wiyth april since it's julyu or maybe I shoudl just go esau's advice and say i'm still drunk.... s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted July 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 yowsers! outta smokes. outta booze. but not outta live!! giver 'er!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 give'r!!! sure you's guys can figure out somethin else to do on a birthday :: baked pototoes for me (I need a new smiley source... though I do like the heart attack smiley) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 to whom it may concern, lynn's rickets have resurfaced, please excuse her from any work related activitiesuntil they are under control lynn and booche bouchard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Please excuse lynn-- she woke-up with her left eye red and highly irritated, and we are concerned that she could possibly have pink eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 I once worked with a guy who said that he couldn't come into work because he had halitosis. The supervisor didn't have any idea what it was, and told him to stay home until it got better. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purple foot Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Just say you've got really bad cramps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 say you got the shits! they never question the shits, who would admit to constant shitting unless they were really shitting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 the shits or cramps are your best bets. They're pretty much irrefutable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 So, what excuse didja use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted July 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 I really can't remember... I did make sure that I just wrote "today" instead of a specific date! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 Happy B-day Sally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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