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In Saratoga Springs

by Marc Olszewski

When I gazed into your bleary eyes

In Saratoga Springs

I could see another dimension beyond.

The song of a man

Drunk on cheap American beer

Stuffed with the dreams of the innocent

And barbeque sauce.

"Andre! Andre! Andre!" cried the heavens

as though they knew I had to die

to be reborn.

And an angel touched my brow

And wiped away the boozy sweat.

And I did glow.

How could a sunset be more beautiful?

How could a dog's smile be more sincere?

How could a donut have a more perfect hole?

How could a grape have more juice?

You jammed your nozzle into me

and filled me with your gas

I choked for days on your fumes

and belched the filth of your sweet sweet lies.

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Guest Low Roller

(You're Polish too MarcO? We should combine forces and take over this place Bialy Orzel style...)

A Poem by Low Roller

Ub dub dub, Booche in a tub.

He partied all night,

He partied with all his might,

And now Lynn made him wash away that grub.

the end.

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You guys are too sweet......... :o

What is love?

What is this longing in our heart for togetherness?

Is not the sweetest flower of love have the fragrent aroma of fine fine diamonds?

Does not the wind love the dirt?

Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unliken to? Are you with someone tonight?

Do not question your love.

Take your lover by the hand and release the power within yourself.

You heard me: release the power and tame the wild cosmos with a whisper.

Conquer heaven with one intimate caress.

That's right don't be shy: whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.

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To Booche

When I think of the times we’ve had together

You in your dress and that boa of feathers;

When I stop to remember the good times and bad

I know our love’s not just a passing fad

And though I know your wife doesn’t like the cross dressing

I see that too as a mixed blessing

For that glint in your eye in days of yore

Really shook my being to the core

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Andre

By Freeker Manilow

I remember all my life

Rainin' down as cold as ice

Shadows of a man

A face through a window

Cryin' in the night

The night goes into

Mornin', just another day

Happy people pass my way

Lookin' in their eyes

I see a memory

I never realized

How happy you made me, oh Andre

Well you came and you gave without takin'

But I sent you away, oh Andre

Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'

And I need you today, oh Andre

Standin' on the edge of time

Walked away when love was mine

Caught up in a world of uphill climbin'

The tears are in my mind

And nothing is rhymin', oh Andre

Yesterday's a dream

I face the mornin'

Cryin' on a breeze

The pain is callin', oh Andre

You came and you gave without takin'

But I sent you away, oh Andre

You kissed me and stopped me from shakin'

And I need you.

This is ghey ::

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Guest Low Roller

Shut your mouth you friggin bastard

It's time that I showed you who can drink faster.

Put your hands in the air,

Wave them like you just don't care~!

Put your arms down,

Don't be shy, Speed Stick isn't rare~!

yo yo yo I iz the controller

yo yo yo you iz the bawler.

I'm so drunk now this poem sounds cool,

It's time to unleash that band you old fool!!!

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Guest Low Roller
Shut your mouth you friggin bastard

It's time that I showed you who can drink faster.

Put your hands in the air,

Wave them like you just don't care~!

Put your arms down,

Don't be shy, Speed Stick isn't rare~!

yo yo yo I iz the controller

yo yo yo you iz the bawler.

I'm so drunk now this poem sounds cool,

It's time to unleash that band you old fool!!!

What the hell was I on? ::

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