Freeker Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 A Hhaahahahahaha. That's what I call mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 The Carolina Cooter Race will be grouped into two divisions determined by the width of the Cooter's shell. :: :: :: I'm so there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 There will also be a $100 prize for the "Best Dressed Cooter". So Cooter Fans get your Cooters...Dress them up...and bring them to the Carolina "Cooter" Race, Saturday April 2, 2005. "Cooter" Handler Rules Once race begins Cooter handlers may not touch their Cooter. Pushing, pulling or rubbing one's Cooter will be grounds for disqualification. No foreign substances such as grease or oil can be placed on one's Cooter to increase its speed. Cooter handlers found mishandling or mistreating their Cooters will automatically be disqualified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Pricing Small thru X Large - $15.00 XX Large - $16.00 XXX Large - $17.00 XXXX Large thru XXXXX Large - $18.00 Price includes US Priority Mail Shipping Order is processed through a secure server! What the heck is XXXX Large thru XXXXX Large - $18.00 !?!?!?!??! That some Big Cooter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! The very first Carolina "Cooter" race featured the worlds smalllest ''Cooter" which weighed in at 4 grams, while the "Largest Cooter" tipped the scales at 25 pounds. There was even a prize given for the "Best Dressed Cooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 I'm laughing my face off here! And I can't tell my bosses why! Once race begins Cooter handlers may not touch their Cooter. Pushing, pulling or rubbing one's Cooter will be grounds for disqualification. No drugged Cooters will be allowed to compete. If the judges suspect a Cooter has been drugged and the Cooter Veterianarian verifies, the parties responsible will be fined, or better yet, sentenced to clean up the Cooter Race Track Area after the Race. No foreign substances such as grease or oil can be placed on one's Cooter to increase its speed. Shouting, yelling, and coaxing one's Cooter during the race is encouraged. Cooter handlers are required to provide a safe environment for their Cooters before and after the race. The Cooter Committee will provide a Cooter holding tank for those Cooter handlers unable to return their Cooters to their natural habitat after the race. Cooter handlers found mishandling or mistreating their Cooters will automatically be disqualified. Any violations to the Cooter Race Rules will force the Cooter judges to disqualify the Cooter Handler from the Race Competition. Decisions of Cooter judges are final and there are no appeals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Okay, I'll bite. What's a cooter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Okay, I'll bite. What's a cooter? From http://www.cooterfest.com/main.htm Before You yankees (folks who live above Columbia, South Carolina) get offended by our southern humor, a "COOTER" is what you folks call a turtle. In South Carolina we not only watch 'em on logs, we also catch 'em, race 'em, and sometimes if they are slow we eat 'em. so your "I'll bite" comment may be appropriate... Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 oh, a cooter is sooooo not a turtle!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Its a cack-wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 or a knob-warmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 What is it Duggles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Remember when we had Trev's foosball table and I got injured? I was struck in the cooter and went down like a tonne of bricks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 I said I was sorry! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 I said I was sorry! :: IT WAS BLUE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 ooooohh dirty dougler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 What can I say, it's a violent sport... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 If you're saying what I think you're saying, then this thread makes me blush. And laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 "Remember when we had Trev's foosball table and I got injured? I was struck in the cooter and went down like a tonne of bricks! " Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
show---whore Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 TENTATIVE 2005 SCHEDULE OF EVENTS March 2005 Miss Spring Fest Pageant last years winner Dale March 30, 2005 Community Bingo March 31, 2005 Community Fish Fry April 1, 2005 Booths Open 7: 00pm Street Dances April 2, 2005 Booths Open 9a.m. Parade 10 a.m. Cooter Registration 12:30 Cooter Bowl Cooter Race 2pm Cooter Bowl 3:00 Gospel Music Extravaganza South Stage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
show---whore Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 The Carolina Cooter Race will be grouped into two divisions determined by the width of the Cooter. The two divisions are: 1) Mini-Cooters: Cooters measuring 6 inches and under. 2) Modified Cooters: Cooters measuring more than 6 inches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
show---whore Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 race off for the grand title of "World's Fastest Cooter" and $1000 in prize money. A trophy and $100 prize will be awarded to each division winner. There will also be a $100 prize for the "Best Dressed Cooter". For more information contact the Carolina Cooter Race Committee at (803) 584-3412. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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