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I Have The Cold, Limp Weiner Blues.


MarcO

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I'm thinking of having a hot dog for breakfast. :(

I'm really hungry. No $$$ on me. Way too tired to walk to the bank. The only other food I have here @ work is tuna salad wraps and those are for lunch. My co-worker however has a stash of weiners and buns and we have mustard and ketchup. And I never eat hot dogs, that's the thing.

It's come to this. hot-dog.jpg

Have mercy on me.....

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Remember, hot dogs are sausages, which are breakfast food. And you don't have to make hot dogs per se, you could toast the buns (as if they were bread), put a good spread (peanut butter, jam, jelly) on them, and have the sausages on the side.

Aloha,

Brad

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To mask the hotdogness even further, try cutting it across the sausage, into little tiny circles of sausage; if you do it at a 45-degree angle, it works even better, then fry them with the cut sides flat against the pad. (In essence, you make sausage patties out of them.)

Aloha,

Brad

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I'm just doing it old school. I'm at work, so there's nothing but a microwave, no pans.

When I microwaved the little weiner, I swear I could hear it screaming.

I'm devouring the doggie as we speak. I may have made a big mistake.

Update at 11.

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