eating corn chips and masturbating.

[bokonon]

tee hee. you're slow. i'll give you a hint. i was the a$$hole who kept your party outside last weekend. what can i say? i have an aversion to the indoors when the weather is nice and i am in a beach town.

[c-towns]

I'm pretty sure we made out last new years.

[MarcO]

I'm pretty sure we made out last new years.

no, we didn't. ::

geez, jam your tongue into a dude's mouth and it's all you hear about for the rest of 2004...... ::

bokonon - I am stumped. Stupid and stumped.

[c-towns]

If thats really you in your avatar, I'm goin to jail.

[Super Freak]

not the same marco Bokonon...that marco is JustMarcoBaby on this board, he doesnt come on much.

[TimmyB]

Hey MarcO, The Subject of this post of yours made me think of this song.

Billy Joel

Captain Jack

Piano Man Released: 1973

Saturday night and you're still hangin' around

You're tired of livin' in your one horse town

You'd like to find a little hole in the ground for a while

So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans

And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens

It's like some pornographic magazine, and you smile

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'

Oh yeah, yeah

Your sister's gone out, she's on a date

And you just sit at home and masturbate

Your phone is gonna ring soon,

But you just can't wait, for that call

So you stand on the corner in your new English clothes

And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes

But still your fingers gonna pick your nose, after all

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'

Oh yeah, yeah

So you decide to take a holiday

You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet

Ah, but there's no place to go anyway and what for

You've got everything, but nothin's cool

They just found your father in the swimming pool

And you guess you won't be going back to school anymore

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'

La da, da

Oh yeah, yeah

So you play your albums and you smoke your pot

And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot

Oh, but still you're aching for the things you haven't got,

What went wrong

And if you can't understand why your world is so dead

And why you've got to keep in style and feed your head

Well, you're twenty one and still you mother makes your bed

And that's too long

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'

Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight