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should be an interesting week in New York City, lots of protests planned ranging from interupting Broadway plays Rebublican delegates are expected to attend to one of the largest marches ever in the U.S.

history in the making, send some good vibes to those taking the trouble

New York City Indymedia

United for Peace and Justice

Counter Convention

Billionaires For Bush - as seen on CNN, amusing photo gallery

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from Deke on Upstream Entertainment's message board

Convention Schedule

8/29/2004 - New York City

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE

New York, NY

6:00 PM - Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell

6:30 PM - Pledge of Allegiance

6:35 PM - Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)

6:45 PM - Salute to the Coalition of the Willing (including military giants guam and papua new guinea)

6:46 PM - Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on "Are Elections Really Necessary?"

7:30 PM - Announcement: Lincoln Memorial Renamed for Ronald Reagan

7:35 PM - Trent Lott - "Re segregation in the 21st Century"

7:40 PM - EPA Address #1: Mercury: It's What's for Dinner

8:00 PM - Vote on which country to invade next

8:10 PM - Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh

8:15 PM - John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children

8:30 PM - Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only)

8:50 PM - Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future

9:00 PM - Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' That Man"; accompanies self on piano

9:05 PM - Phyllis Schlafly speaks on "Why Women Shouldn't Be Leaders"

9:10 PM - EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires

9:30 PM - break for secret meetings

10:00 PM - Second Prayer led by Cal Thomas

10:15 PM - Carl Rove Lecture: Doublespeak Made Simple

10:30 PM - Rumsfeld Lecture/Demonstration: How to Squint and Talk Macho Even When You Feel Squishy Inside

10:35 PM - Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare

10:40 PM - John Ashcroft Demonstration: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt

10:45 PM - GOP's Tribute to Tokenism, featuring Colin Powell & Condi Rice

10:46 PM - Ann Coulter's Tribute to "Joe McCarthy, American Patriot"

10:50 PM - Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy

11:10 PM - Hilary Clinton Pinata

11:20 PM - John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult

11:30 PM - Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again

11:35 PM - Blame Clinton

11:40 PM - Newt Gingrich speaks on "The Sanctity of Marriage"

11:41 PM - Announcement: Ronald Reagan to be added to Mt. Rushmore

11:50 PM - Closing Prayer led by evil lord Cheney(oops, Satan)

12:00 PM - Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Crusader #1

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bushsign.jpg

^^^ pretty funny, geek protest sign

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preperations for tomorrow's "Mass Flash"

HOW TO PARTICIPATE:

1. CONFIRM : email us at www.axisofeve.org

If you'd like to be a captain for this event please let us know! We will organize in clusters of 19 before coming together for our collective flash, and need captains to head up these clusters.

2. OUTFIT : Wear your favorite protest panty and Axis of Eve tank top to the event. Panties and tanks will be available at reduced price before the event (come extra early for these), but we can't guarantee that we'll have your preferred style and size so it's best to go online and purchase them ASAP! Many of us will wear American flags (about 20 bucks at Home Depot) as flashing skirts, reclaiming this patriotic symbol of freedom for protest purposes.

3. ARRIVE AT 5:30 PM : Axis of Eve captains will meet you and give you instructions. Please be on time -- we will be flashing at 6 PM sharp!

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konscious.tv - interactive web television/chat coverage of the RNC tonight and tomorrow from 7 until 7:30 p.m.

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Theatrics ain't gonna win this election. Freaky people might just scare the people in the neighborhoods where this sort of thing never happens. By that, I mean the people getting their thirty second sound bites from Fox news or (that bastion of liberal thought) CNN.

The millionaire talking-heads seem to already be giving the nod to this tom-foolery. Peter Jennings will be interupting the pre-season Monday Night Football for "special coverage".

(insert Howard Dean scream here)

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