c-towns Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 The honest female orgasm is three to fifteen rhythmic contractions of the outer third of the vagina at 8-second intervals (the contractions follow the beat of the song "Surfin' USA"). Unless these contractions occur, you can regard her groaning, moaning, clawing, kicking, begging for mercy, and shouting filthy religious epithets as bargain-basement histrionics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 3-15 eh? Did a man decide these numbers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted September 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Come on, Surfin USA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 I was thinking more like "Wipe Out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted September 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 i'd like to see you prove it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted September 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 librarians ay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted September 4, 2004 Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 Is It a Real Orgasm? not likely...jackass!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted September 4, 2004 Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 ....guess I'm more than an honest woman!.....YEEEEEHAW sex is good :: :: :: :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted September 4, 2004 Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 ssshhhite.....who let me onl;ine drunkskies???....sex is still good :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted September 4, 2004 Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 so that's where "howler" comes from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted September 4, 2004 Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 haha...you know it sister! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted September 4, 2004 Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 uhhh...can't say I do. hahaha!!! howowowowowoowowowowowow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted September 4, 2004 Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 jesus :oguess I was having fun before my car got keyed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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