c-towns Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 The honest female orgasm is three to fifteen rhythmic contractions of the outer third of the vagina at 8-second intervals (the contractions follow the beat of the song "Surfin' USA"). Unless these contractions occur, you can regard her groaning, moaning, clawing, kicking, begging for mercy, and shouting filthy religious epithets as bargain-basement histrionics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 3-15 eh? Did a man decide these numbers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted September 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Come on, Surfin USA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 I was thinking more like "Wipe Out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted September 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 i'd like to see you prove it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted September 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 librarians ay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted September 4, 2004 Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 Is It a Real Orgasm? not likely...jackass!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted September 4, 2004 Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 ....guess I'm more than an honest woman!.....YEEEEEHAW sex is good :: :: :: :: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted September 4, 2004 Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 ssshhhite.....who let me onl;ine drunkskies???....sex is still good :: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted September 4, 2004 Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 so that's where "howler" comes from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted September 4, 2004 Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 haha...you know it sister! :: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted September 4, 2004 Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 uhhh...can't say I do. hahaha!!! howowowowowoowowowowowow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted September 4, 2004 Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 jesus :oguess I was having fun before my car got keyed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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