Booche Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 'Someone hand Velvet a tissue' 'I fu©king told you arseholes to cremate me and roll me into a bomber' 'Waddaya mean there is no such thing as reincarnation?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 On that topic...I want to be placed in a large tomb vault type deal (what's the word I am looking for?) with an open door, or lock it but leave the key with me, so I can come and go as I please. I plan on doing alot of wandering around in the afterlife. Don't like the idea of being buried or cremated, call me crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted September 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 One time a friend was putting on a play that required a coffin. A local funeral home agreed to loan a European-style coffin that had been used to ship a soul back to Canada to the production. I had a station wagon at the time, and was enlisted to pick up and return said casket. European style is the classic Dracula scary coffin, essentially a wooden box in that distinctive shape. Anywho, got the coffin to the theatre and I got inside. My friends closed the lid and made shovel sounds outside. Very very creepy. Then I got out. Lots of people get in coffins but not too many get out. When I returned it I asked what would happen with it. They said they were gonna destroy it. I asked if I could keep it and they said no. I asked if I could buy it and they showed me the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 check out the boing boing entry about the Tree of Death (2 entries down) (the link to the Capsula Mundi site they found it on is running super slow because of the traffic from boing boing pointing at it, as will happen... save the link and check it later in the week) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Up in Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 i was once in a house that had a coffin for a coffee table, no lid, just a piece of glass. They had another one that was standing, again with no lid and had placed shelves in it. I was a kid at the time and remember practically latching onto my father from the moment i set foot in that house. The coffins were those european dracula-esque ones that you were talking about todd...if you really want one, i'm sure you can get one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 "This Space For Rent" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted September 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 just "TOMBSTONE" Y'know I'd love to get a monogrammed plate that just says "LICENSE." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 I'm going to name my first born "Mynameis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 what about "Gratefully" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 This one is funny....it's in Montreal somewhere's I wanna visit it link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 paisley 1966 - Dose The Punch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Good ones esau. I'll be thinking about this one for days: "I'm one too many mornings, and a thousand miles behind" When you gonna visit Ottawa anywho? I got yer busty crash space. Thanks,but the credit goes to Dylan,they are all Bob quotes/lyrics whatever... Here's the complete song >> One Too many mornings ,its on my blog,which I have not posted on since july,guess I should get to it somtime... I'm sorta hoping to make my premier Ottawa appearence perhaps at the end of the month,not 100% on that yet though. Here's one more just to keep with the topic.... So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin', Help him with his load, And don't go mistaking Paradise For that home across the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarinGarage Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 my step-dad's father actually has "i told you i was sick" on his tombstone. I think it's pretty amazing that he found a way to still make people smile even after he past on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 "Wow, didn't see THAT coming ...""I told you the warranty was no good.""Never rip the tag off your mattress. Ever.""Who knew that 'boy germs' could be fatal?""Now you'll NEVER get rid of me.""When I said I wanted a 'stiff one,' I didn't mean *this*.""Nobody warned me life was terminal.""Still better than your wife.""Ten more pounds to go ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Esau, if I'm around, mi futon es su futon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 fu©k you Velvet, ya dink.......... Greg is staying at my place. We deadheads gotta stick together! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Man, that Kingswood show with the Band was almost my first show, and esau was there! I love the Greatful Dead! I saw Gerry and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Huh? Anyway,heres another for the tomb.... To all those people walking by, Where you are now, so once was I, Where I am now, you soon shall be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 I like that last one Esau...kinda goes with my YOUR NAME HERE humour. Arcane....hahaha...was waitin for a few good ones from you! The matress tags my favourite :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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