shainhouse Posted April 22, 2003 Report Share Posted April 22, 2003 http://www.phishhook.com/board/topic.jsp?topicID=232661&boardID=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted April 22, 2003 Report Share Posted April 22, 2003 They just released seasons 1 and 2 on DVD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted April 22, 2003 Report Share Posted April 22, 2003 Best line ever: "Peter, if you're gonna pull a party out of your ass, you'd better stand up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reba Posted April 22, 2003 Report Share Posted April 22, 2003 we bought them yesterday at costco....$39.98 i think. tom had read a review that said the dvds are really poorly done. but what the hell....they are still funny. we haven't watched them yet....but i'm sure we will on the weekend....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 23, 2003 Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 (20$ says Weezy LOVES Family Guy) Quagmire (in a lesbian bar) So... any of you ladies ever been penetrated? ----------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Pewterschmidt: Isn't this one of the most beautiful dogs you've ever seen, Brian? Look at that coat - and feel the heat coming off her genitalia, you could roast marshmallows ---------------------------------------------------------- Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it. Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge! ---------------------------------------------------------- Lois: Talent doesnt just disappear like that you know! Peter: Well sometimes it does. You were pretty bad in bed last Saturday night. *Flashback* Peter: C'mon Lois move or something!Its like doing it with a pillow! Lois: I was at my mothers Saturday night! Peter:.......Oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted April 23, 2003 Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Mr. Musicface: Best line ever: "Peter, if you're gonna pull a party out of your ass, you'd better stand up."I second that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted April 23, 2003 Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 Quagmire: "Hello, 911? Its Quagmire. Ya, ya ya, its in a window this time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted April 23, 2003 Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 quote: Originally posted by Low Roller: They just released seasons 1 and 2 on DVD. yup, got it...and it rawks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Not Bob Posted April 23, 2003 Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 One of my favorites is from the episode with the visit from the pope, which has a scene with a bunch of archbishops in a hotel room, and one of the archbishops is reading the bible : Archbishop reading bible : Hey, guys, check this out ... on page 457, it says "Jebus" (pause) Other archbishop : It's supposed to be "Jesus" ... isn't it? It's the pause that make the line Rob Not Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted April 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikey d Posted April 23, 2003 Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 quagmire in bed with what apears to be a spanish woman: 'I've never been with a Spanish chick before . . oooooleee" ive adopted that as my own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 23, 2003 Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 quote: quagmire in bed with what apears to be a spanish woman She is clearly Asian at that............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted April 23, 2003 Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted April 23, 2003 Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 This one is for Jaybone: "My wallet is STILL wet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tara Posted April 23, 2003 Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 hard question....but either of theses 2 keep me laughing --------------------------------------------- Peter: Oh there you are Stewie. Come on Stewie your mom and I have something for ya. Stewie: Oh let me guess you've picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until oop big shock a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.. -------------------------------------------- Peter Griffin: I've been watching television so much the shows are starting to run together! Announcer: And now, Homicide: Life on Sesame Street! Bert: [Answering phone] Hello? Son of a bitch. I'm on my way. [Get's out of bed and get's dressed] Bert: Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's. Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert. Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the DAMN BED!!! Ernie: Bert, you're shouting again, Bert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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