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we bought them yesterday at costco....$39.98 i think. tom had read a review that said the dvds are really poorly done. but what the hell....they are still funny. we haven't watched them yet....but i'm sure we will on the weekend.......

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(20$ says Weezy LOVES Family Guy)

Quagmire (in a lesbian bar)

So... any of you ladies ever been penetrated?


Mr. Pewterschmidt:

Isn't this one of the most beautiful dogs you've ever seen, Brian? Look at that coat - and feel the heat coming off her genitalia, you could roast marshmallows


Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!


Lois: Talent doesnt just disappear like that you know!

Peter: Well sometimes it does. You were pretty bad in bed last Saturday night.


Peter: C'mon Lois move or something!Its like doing it with a pillow!

Lois: I was at my mothers Saturday night!


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One of my favorites is from the episode with the visit from the pope, which has a scene with a bunch of archbishops in a hotel room, and one of the archbishops is reading the bible :

Archbishop reading bible : Hey, guys, check this out ... on page 457, it says "Jebus"


Other archbishop : It's supposed to be "Jesus" ... isn't it?

It's the pause that make the line [Wink]

Rob Not Bob

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hard question....but either of theses 2 keep me laughing


Peter: Oh there you are Stewie. Come on Stewie your mom and I have something for ya.

Stewie: Oh let me guess you've picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until oop big shock a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside..


Peter Griffin: I've been watching television so much the shows are starting to run together!

Announcer: And now, Homicide: Life on Sesame Street!

Bert: [Answering phone] Hello? Son of a bitch. I'm on my way.

[Get's out of bed and get's dressed]

Bert: Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's.

Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.

Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the DAMN BED!!!!!!

Ernie: Bert, you're shouting again, Bert.

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