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Today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

A joke, in honour of the occasion:

A pirate with a steering wheel attached to his crotch walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him, and says, "Excuse me, do you know that you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrgh. I know, it's driving me nuts."

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