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and since you rock him so

he wishes the manger was full of lye

but don't think about chemical burns

or life's twists and turns

cause for you this doobie burns

so sweet and mellow

and i'm sure your heart yearns,

number 2 for a warm stream that is yellow

the rhymes just keep a comin

cause with the theme i just keep a runnin

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I feel this may be the greatest thread ever,

Can someone please sing me this song that is clever?

So on Guigsy, on Canned Beats, on number 2...

on Bokonon, on Velvet, and on Douglas too.

I plead to keep this thread alive and 'er givin...

So I can keep my sides 'a splittin!

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is it the night before christmas we're livin

cause as rhymes go that one's hard-hittin'

but seriously, it's past 2

and i'm sure we have more in us

i've actually gone through

with this demure rant - it's glorious

if you're into photography

would you stoop to pornography?

if your'e onto monotony

have you had a lobotomy?

my frontal lobe's starting to hurt

...like no other

as i'm sure you've heard Yo blurt

'how's it goin, brother?'

and what's this about me being a post rock hippy

i just like the sounds that be trippy.

so what if it's tortoise and trans am

if you weren't so vegetarian i'd have brought a canned ham

but who can be so libertarian

maybe bokonon the librarian?

if you get me mad i'll be cursin and swearian

and if you get me a job at the cemetary i'll be buryin.

if i were fair and blonde some would call me aryan

but all people are cool

even americans.

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you bring the turkey and we'll start a club

those 3 gay dudes went rub a dub dub dub

the butcher

the baker

the candlestick maker

all loved the porn star:

she was a faker

but what was missed

is that she had to be pissed

so that they could all similtaneously take her

behind the wood door

her back on the floor

they slide

on a lake of astroglide

bumpin and grindin she found it a bore

what a ride

it took 6 hours but in came the tide...

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good to see more folk come out of their shell

and throw away inhibitions and rhyme like hell

this "Canned Beats" fellow has some poetic words

that separate the artist from the rest of us nerds

I like the tone and feel of his verse

it hits like a blind side sack by Jevon Kearse

and imposter Guigsy good to renew our jive

and assist in keeping this ol' fu©king thread alive. ::

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I couldn't get my act together

to make my endings rhyme.

I asked the gods for holy help

to get this done on time.

Statistics mixed with Heisenberg,

electrons danced on wire,

the law of averages got repealed,

my butt's out of the fire.

And now this poem's deadline's met

and I can breathe with ease--

if I had just known long ago

the gods fear Damacles ...

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i'm online for school

but i am acting like a fool

looking at pictures that make me drool

of diesel drummers who are cool

posing naked on their stool

that picture doesn't really exist

and that makes me kind of pissed

i want some porn that is actually nice

where the guys don't have any crotch lice

or put things in their bum, like mice

and thier balls don't have spots like dice

just some pics with lots of spice

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