SaggyBalls Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 and since you rock him so he wishes the manger was full of lye but don't think about chemical burns or life's twists and turns cause for you this doobie burns so sweet and mellow and i'm sure your heart yearns, number 2 for a warm stream that is yellow the rhymes just keep a comin cause with the theme i just keep a runnin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 905 3277099 hahahahahahahahhahahaaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 intercepted again!! it's a guigsy rhyme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 I am out of breath from laughin from all this fun 'n Canned Beats those rhymes were quite cunnin and Guigsy you imposter, you are acting quite spunnin and blah blah, bwahhahahhaahahaha chiggy, chiggy, da-do-da-da supa dupa, shanananana ding-digy dong imposter guigsy says he's hung like king kong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 well if you wont believe me maybe someone can vouch? are ya out there meggo? c'mon, tell 'em im no slouch.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 this rhyme goes out to Douglas and Boochesometimes our kidding can be a little too moochebut, never fear that when push comes to shoveall on this board are truly all about the love. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 all this rhyming my tongues getting tied finally the duece speaks the truth and jesus no longer cries :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 well, Guigsy sometimes you see the light and with that I bid you goodnight, goodnight ggggoooooooddddddddnnnnnnniiiiigggghhhhhtttt!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 I feel this may be the greatest thread ever, Can someone please sing me this song that is clever? So on Guigsy, on Canned Beats, on number 2... on Bokonon, on Velvet, and on Douglas too. I plead to keep this thread alive and 'er givin... So I can keep my sides 'a splittin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 is it the night before christmas we're livin cause as rhymes go that one's hard-hittin' but seriously, it's past 2 and i'm sure we have more in us i've actually gone through with this demure rant - it's glorious if you're into photography would you stoop to pornography? if your'e onto monotony have you had a lobotomy? my frontal lobe's starting to hurt ...like no other as i'm sure you've heard Yo blurt 'how's it goin, brother?' and what's this about me being a post rock hippy i just like the sounds that be trippy. so what if it's tortoise and trans am if you weren't so vegetarian i'd have brought a canned ham but who can be so libertarian maybe bokonon the librarian? if you get me mad i'll be cursin and swearian and if you get me a job at the cemetary i'll be buryin. if i were fair and blonde some would call me aryan but all people are cool even americans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 BEATS! im not a veggie, so bring me a ham! 6 pounds of bacon and 12 cans of spam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 you bring the turkey and we'll start a club those 3 gay dudes went rub a dub dub dub the butcher the baker the candlestick maker all loved the porn star: she was a faker but what was missed is that she had to be pissed so that they could all similtaneously take her behind the wood door her back on the floor they slide on a lake of astroglide bumpin and grindin she found it a bore what a ride it took 6 hours but in came the tide... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 i can't compete with such large rhymes my attention span is short sometimes so i will keep mine short and sweet and always try to make them neat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 im with bokonon i'll leave the big ones to beats dude, you should get a tin can and take it to the streets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 taking rhyme to the streets to give to the poemless could be bad for beats: he might be seen as homeless Aloha, Brad (or should that be "Bard"?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 if i know mr. beats i know he'd do real well weilding his words like a sword and casting passers-by under his spell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 good to see more folk come out of their shell and throw away inhibitions and rhyme like hell this "Canned Beats" fellow has some poetic words that separate the artist from the rest of us nerds I like the tone and feel of his verse it hits like a blind side sack by Jevon Kearse and imposter Guigsy good to renew our jive and assist in keeping this ol' fu©king thread alive. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 and Douglas and Bokonon hope your day was great and hope you keep you lovely rhymes going late for all night I will be at the computer preparing for my couple of classes that I am sharing so that is all for the moment i will be back and reinforce the rumour that I am a quack. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 I couldn't get my act togetherto make my endings rhyme.I asked the gods for holy helpto get this done on time.Statistics mixed with Heisenberg,electrons danced on wire,the law of averages got repealed,my butt's out of the fire.And now this poem's deadline's metand I can breathe with ease--if I had just known long agothe gods fear Damacles ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 i'm online for school but i am acting like a fool looking at pictures that make me drool of diesel drummers who are cool posing naked on their stool that picture doesn't really exist and that makes me kind of pissed i want some porn that is actually nice where the guys don't have any crotch lice or put things in their bum, like mice and thier balls don't have spots like dice just some pics with lots of spice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 well if you are looking for some advice maybe ask your man to think twice maybe you could exchange photos shoots his naked on his stool, and you in only your boots I know its none of my business to give such advice but you left me to rhyme with the word spice :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 you didn't have to rhyme with what i left i did not mean to make you bereft had i known it mattered this much i would have left a word like dutch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 well, Iam not a "poetic cripple so I don't need a crutch however, I hope you didn't mind the last rhyme sometimes I can be a little too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 too much my ass you're full of class your rhymes are great at any rate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 well let me say Thank you compliments are an endearing trait and you are welcome to fill up my plate with words that keep me in a happy state now one question I must ask what happened to our friend Guigsy? maybe he is snuggling with someone and being called snuigsly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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