bradm Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 I hate going to the grocery store to buy (among other things) bananas, and all they have are really green ones. You shrug, bite the bullet, and buy the least green ones you can find, get home, and try to make a peanut butter and banana sandwich, which gets your fingers covered in that kind of starchy goo that underripe bananas give off as you peel them (which is hard, because the peel comes off in pieces, requiring you to dig in with a knife and/or finger nails to get that green hide off), and results in a pb+b sandwich that, well, just isn't right: the bananas aren't sweet or soft enough, and it has a mouth feel more akin to potatoes than bananas. Bleccchhh. And I have a feeling that the latest batch I bought will be one that simply won't ripen at all. I'm trying the put-'em-in-a-brown-paper-bag-with-an-apple trick (ethylene gas, you are my friend...), but we'll see if it works. If it doesn't, well, into the fry pan they go! Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Brad, I've had that problem many a time. The apple and bag seems to work but it takes longer than I thought. What's REALLY strange is that the Loblaw's Organic Bananas (don't know the origin offhand) seem to stay green indefinitely, until one day you come home and they're black. They even resist the apple/brown bag trick. I almost wonder if the pesticide-laden ons are almost safer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 If it doesn't, well, into the fry pan they go! yummmmmmm now there's som'n i don't hate! when i lived in Jamaica i ate fried green bananas all the time. they taste just like fries, but better! fried ripe bananas had a way sweeter taste to them, but also very delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavinginthewind Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 love not hate is the true nature of the force. nothing says love like a sexy chin strap :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 I hate when you've got the shits and your wiping your ass and you sh!t at the same time and the paper gets soaked and your finger pokes through and then you've got nasty stink finger the rest of the day no matter how many times you wash your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 I hate the fucknuts on the bus who are too stupid to realize that, yeah, you might want to get up off your ass and give your seat to that little old lady who is clearly about to fall over right in front of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 fu©k her! I was there first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyak Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 I hate it when they sit inthe outside seat and don;t let anyone sit with them even when the bus is full.. liek there too good to sit next to someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paan Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 I hate sports, cars, politics, stupid people (unless they are turely real), and again , ostriches... and the dutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 I hate going to the grocery store to buy (among other things) bananas, and all they have are really green ones. ... And I have a feeling that the latest batch I bought will be one that simply won't ripen at all. Update: the bananas, both the ones I put in the bag and the ones I left on the counter, are yellowing nicely. They should be perfect by the time I get back from nero tour. Aloha, BRAD (Bananas Ripening All Day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 I hate the opening theme song to "Train 48". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 I can't believe anybody watches that sh!tty show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 bradm, out of curiosity, how many bananas do you intend to eat upon return? what i mean is, i find bananas to have a 1-2 day window of opportunity.. however, i prefer them pre-ripe. yellowy-green, with a slight crunch. mmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 What are you some sort of savage? Bananas are best when they're borderline rotten, when all the sugar has worked its way out. Green bananas! Your a freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neugroove Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 i hate people that make my girlfriend upset by spreading lies around simply because he can't have her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 Can't have her? Everybody has had your girlfriend dude. She's not upset because of the lies she's upset because of the truths and she doesn't want you finding out that she's a dirty little whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 I hate it when people are jerks because it makes me wanna punch them in the face...and I don't like punching people in the face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 ok, what I reeeeallly hate is when I have a kick-ass poker hand and someone else chimes in and wins on the river...that just sucks green bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 Not even close to funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 I hate Nickelback. (Not meant to be funny. There is nothing funny about that horrific band.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 I hate Christmas and all the joy it brings to the little boys and girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 i hate people that make my girlfriend upset by spreading lies around simply because he can't have her. funnyest think i've heard all day, dude i'm glad i learned my lesson, so be it the hard way,, but none the less she is your problum now have fun, i just wouldn't let her out of my sight, unless i didn't want to be embarresed or get a std or something. and Lazo, who ever you are i owe you a`beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 I really hate having to read J Roc's posts EVERY fu©king DAY With 10 spelling mistakes in them... dude, what grade are u in for real? spill the beans? does your job really employ underage workers damn? thank you and good night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 no just lazy ones that don't care about spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted December 13, 2004 Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 when people get personal on the board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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