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there's a little boy named Ivan

who lives with his Dad, his Mom

and a dog

named Weiner Schnitzel.

Ivan loved Weiner Schnitzel because

unlike most dogs

Weiner Schnitzel could tell time

because the dog wore a watch.

One time Ivan came home late

and his Mom was waiting up

she said "do you know what time it is"?

and Ivan didn't

because he was all hopped up on drugs

but Weiner Schnitzel did.

"It's 2:30 in the morning jackass" he said.

Ivan just went to bed.

by Marc Olszewski

January 10, 2005

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