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[color:"black"]Who the fu©k said that? Who's the slimy little communist sh!t twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fu©king godmother said it! Out-fu©king- standing! I will P.T. you all until you fu©king die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

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[color:"black"] Sir:"What the fu©k is this? A jelly doughnut. Private Pyle, where did you get this from?"

Pyle: "Sir! I stole it from the kitchen,Sir!"

Sir: "Why the fu©k did you do that Pyle?!"

Pyle: "Sir, because I was hungry, Sir!"

Sir: Because YOU were hungry.

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The Marine Corps does not want robots. The Marine Corps wants killers. The Marine Corp wants to build indestructible men--men without fear.

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war.

God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see.

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This is my rifle.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.

I must fire my rifle true.

I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.

I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My rifle and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,

the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.

We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,

its sights, and its barrel.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed.

My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.

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The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of sh!t because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?

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For those who like the movie, don't forget that it's based on a novel: The Short Timers by Gustav Hasford. I think it's out of print, but your local library or used book store might have a copy. I read an excerpt from it (in a retrospective anthology by Frederik Pohl, who edited it), and it was heart-stopping.

Aloha,

Brad

Thanks BradM

I'll definatley check it out.

:)

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