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Superman is a Dick


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Aaaaaah! Now I finally understand why Wesley Willis wrote this song...


Superman had a big "S" on his chest

He was drawing on my nerves

I got mad at his drunk ass

I gave him a war hell ride

I whipped Superman's ass (repeat 4 times)

Superman thought he was bad

He was messing with my girlfriend

I caught him in my room kissing her

I took a rubber hose and flogged his rump

I whipped Superman's ass (repeat 4 times)

Superman beat the hell out of me

He knocked me to the floor

I got back up and knocked him to the floor

Superman was being such a roughneck

I whipped Superman's ass (repeat 4 times)

Rock over London, rock on Chicago

Shell, it's the world's best-selling gasoline

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