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Just got home.. flipped on the Telly while eating my pre-crash snack, and got the late-night porn..

You know, like most other guys, I have enjoyed porn in my younger days... but now... it's just stupid... they should show these movies to teenagers and say 'if you want to please a woman, don't to this'.

Fake parts lunging everywhere, all the warmth of an iceburg, an that machismo crap that should stay in the dance bar that it came from...

Sexuality to me is now where near this cheesy shite... I guess it's all about the camera shot.

Just one drunk guy's observations...

Cheers all..

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Mainstream porn is pretty unwatchable, not least for the tedious & tortured plot lines that somehow "lead" to all the obligatory sex scenes. I also find mainstream porn quite mysoginistic -- and this I could never figure -- if you're so hot for a gal, why not turn her into your goddess instead of your wastepaper basket???

however, there is good and delightful porn out there -- some online, some being made by progressive sex stores ("Good Vibrations" in San Fran and our own "Good For Her" in T.O.)

There's really lots of good stuff out there to choose from if you know where to look, so explore your options porn-lovers and go beyond the "ADULT XXX" stores --- those carry cheesy shite indeed!

oh yeah one last thing -- there's also a great documentary called "The Girl Next Door" (5 or so years old now) about a porn actress (Stacy Valentine, maybe, I can't remember.) It's so interesting to get an insider's look at the industry and just how tedious this work becomes for these actors, not to mention how fu©ked up their social and emotional lives can get. But it does really highlight the "fake bits" part Paan mentioned -- all the surgery and enhancement and trimming and make-up to prep these stars. Really, it's quite interesting.

I LOVE the fact that I'm making this post 'round about church time for many folks! ;)

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Just got home.. flipped on the Telly while eating my pre-crash snack, and got the late-night porn..

You know, like most other guys, I have enjoyed porn in my younger days... but now... it's just stupid... they should show these movies to teenagers and say 'if you want to please a woman, don't to this'.

Fake parts lunging everywhere, all the warmth of an iceburg, an that machismo crap that should stay in the dance bar that it came from...

Sexuality to me is now where near this cheesy shite... I guess it's all about the camera shot.

Just one drunk guy's observations...

Cheers all..

I guess you'll have to get rid of Anal Intruder 1 through 9 now ;) .

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okay if y'all are talking porn....anyone know if...the tune that Daryll Hannah is whistling in Kill Bill as she walks through the hospital to kill Uma Thurman....is she whistling the theme song to Deep Throaght? Someone told me this and I always get stupid kicks whistling it in cadav envirements....not sure if its true though?

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Both Del and Phishy K are right, I think.

Twisted Nerve was a swedish film, and though not exactly porn, I believe it had pornish qualities.

Bernard Herrmann did the score, and the song "Twisted Nerve" originated as the title theme to the movie "Twisted Nerve". So I've been told ...

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speaking of sucking: from the Beer Can House thread:

Beer has fish eyes in it.

My research today tells me that it's actually fish bladders and not fish eyes.

This so sucks for all you vegans out there. So to lessen the suckiness and provide guilt-free options (and to keep the porn thread alive):

porn for vegans

[color:"purple"]DO NOT CLICK IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 YEARS OLD!

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my issue with porn is that of the stuff i've seen, most of the 'actors' don't really get into it...sure they move and make noises, but how many of them really look like they're enjoying themselves and really getting into the fu©king?

who cares about plot lines...they make me laugh.

CB -- these are my points exactly. for the actors, this is a "JOB". As for the predictable and ludicrous plot lines -- I don't think the point of watching porn is to get a chuckle. ;)

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