Kaidy Mae Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 http://homepage.mac.com/nikkienikks/iblog/C294808266/E910814554/Media/cnn.html I can think of some lads who would want in on this study. Enjoy boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Wow... I can't believe they had the balls to even do such a study! (let alone publish the results) lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeps Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 he he eha hahah aha hhr ahah . That's perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Everyone's a winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 I once knew a woman who was vegan, and her nutritionist had advised her that the above act would be very good for her as it provided her with protein she was lacking. (I must admit it kinda creeped me out and almost sounded like cannabalism; but I got over the creepiness pretty quickly... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 "Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances." coming from a professional, and with such earnestness -- it makes me giggle. On a related note, I read about research showing lower rates of depression for women who had frequent sex (obvioulsy), but particularly/especailly when sperm was ejaculated into the vagina (not, say, caught in a condom). I guess there's just something magical about your little guys, guys. As if y'all needed ANOTHER reason to think so highly of your "flesh torpedo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Sounds to me like Deb's the one who worships the flesh torpedo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 just don't call it "penis envy" -- I'm too much a feminist for that!!! but hey, I know what I likes! the "Flesh Torpedo" is a Spinal Tap reference, king of cock-rock bands, in my opinion, so I thought it fitting in my first sarcastic post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted March 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Deb, you are bloody hilarious girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Big Bottom is my favorite song of all time, being a bass player myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyRage Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Sorry to burst yout bubble. But this thing is fak fake fake. If it were a CNN.com report. The URL would start with www.cnn.com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeps Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 but hey, I know what I likes! the "Flesh Torpedo" is a Spinal Tap reference, king of cock-rock bands, in my opinion, so I thought it fitting in my first sarcastic post Kind Correction: "My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I want to sink her with my pink torpedo" is a line from "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap. "Talk about mudflaps my girls' gott'em." Ahh the tap! Deeps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted March 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Sorry to burst yout bubble. But this thing is fak fake fake. bubble... burst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 "My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I want to sink her with my pink torpedo" Deeps thanks, Deeps i didn't quite have the lyrics rollin' around in my brain and didn't want to hunt down my old VCR tape (gotta get the DVD soon!), but now the tune is stuck there for the next few hours!! I always wanted to do Nigel Tuffnel (sp?) and see if he could turn me up to 11! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeps Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 I always wanted to do Nigel Tuffnel (sp?) and see if he could turn me up to 11! Cripes that's beautiful! He's got a mudflap policy though. The Tap on The Flaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Nigel, on the song's controversial lyrics: "It's not like we're saying women are this or women are that. We are merely making, if you like, a scientific study of the bun." David: "We do not consider the subject of this song a human being at all but merely part of one. That gives us license to be as free as we want." (SNL) In the exclusive "Talk With Tap" interview on the UK CD single of "The Majesty of Rock," the band went further, explaining that the song is "an ode to women." Nigel: "It's really our love of those creatures of the smaller version." David: "And the lower smaller version." Derek: "And the bigger, bottom part of their smaller version." David: "And just below the lower middle section of their person." Nigel: "Women will say 'Big Bottom' is sexist, but aside from women, who says it is what I'd like to know." holy moly -- this link is hysterical -- and now I know I won't get to my marking tonight!!! thanks Deeps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 How could I leave this behind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Sorry to burst yout bubble. But this thing is fak fake fake. If it were a CNN.com report. The URL would start with www.cnn.com. That's some sharp debunking there, soldier! Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 okay, that web site is so funny...I've had to go and chnage my signature now! I think it's time to re-watch a movie I have certainly OD'd on inthe past! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paan Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Hey, I'll do whatever I can to help to prevent a dreadful disease to one of my 9 favourite body parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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