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Something is rotten on Sesame Street and it ain't Mr. Hooper. It seems that everyone's beloved Cookie Monster has given up his all-cookie diet to advocate healthy eating habits. At the time of this reading it is unknown whether a high colesterol condition, caused by decades of decadent eating, has forced Mr.Monster to drop cookies.

fu©k. Is nothing sacred? Next thing you know Oscar will be cleaning up trash and Burt and Ernie will go staight.

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that was actually a cute little article. i think sesame street would be a fun place to work. :D

Does this mean he has to give up eating all those plates and tables too?

ahahahahahahhahahah.

don't worry, according to the article, not only does he still get to eat cookies, but he gets to eat "the occasional object too".

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