The Most Offensive CD Ever?

[Del]

Anal Cunt - It Just Gets Worse

1. I BECAME A COUNSELOR SO I COULD TELL RAPE VICTIMS THEY ASKED FOR IT

2. EASY E. GOT A.I.D.S. FROM F. MERCURY

3. I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

4. LAUGHING WHILE LENNARD PELTIER GETS RAPED IN PRISON

5. I CONVINCED YOU TO BEAT YOUR WIFE ON A DAILY BASIS

6. I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

7. RANCID SUCKS (AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO)

8. I PAID J. HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

9. I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

10. EXTREME NOISE TERROR ARE AFRAID OF US

11. YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

12. I SENT A THANK YOU CARD TO THE GUY WHO RAPED YOU

13. I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE

14. BODY BY AUSCHWITZ

15. I INTENTIONALLY RAN OVER YOUR DOG

16. SWEATSHOPS ARE COOL

17. WOMEN: NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

18. I SNUK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

19. YOUR KID COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU SUCK

20. I ATE YOUR HORSE

21. HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

22. YOU ROBBED A SPERM BANK BECAUSE YOU'RE A CUM GUZZLING FAG

23. I MADE YOUR KID GET A.I.D.S. SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE

24. I FUCKED YOUR WIFE

25. INTO THE OVEN

26. I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOUR KID

27. THE ONLY REASON MEN TALK TO YOU IS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GET LAID, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

28. I MADE FUN OF YOU BECAUSE YOUR KID JUST DIED

29. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

30. DICTATORS ARE COOL

31. DEAD BEAT DADS ARE COOL

32. I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE UPCOMING DAVID BUSKIN CONCERT

33. BEING IGNORANT IS AWSOME

34. YOU'RE PREGNANT, SO KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

35. CRIS BARENS IS A PUSSY

36. TIM IS GAY

37. BT/AC

38. I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTURANT

39. I GOT AN OFFICE JOB FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF SEXUALLY HARASSING WOMEN

Wow...

[Esau]

Looks like Lazlo will have a new favourite band....

[Del]

I was thinking the same thing Esau...

[Guest Low Roller]

Anyone remember the whole 2 Live Crew debacle in Florida in the 80's? They had lyrics that were so incredibly explicit that U.S. Congressmen were trying to get them banned which sparked a massive free-speech protest.

Face Down Ass Up! (That's The Way We Like To Fuck!)

by 2 Live Crew

Verse 1:

I'm lookin' for a bitch to spend the night

Do the crazy thing while I fuck all night

I make her do things like nothing before

And when I'm done, she'll always be sore

From the things I do when I'm fuckin'

And when I'm tired, the bitches are suckin'

A double team with a friend of mine

Luke's in front and I'm behind

Just ridin' you like a pony

While you suck my dick, makin' me horny

Then all of a sudden we'll switch positions

Prop your ass up and freak the pushin'

And when I cum, you'll hear me roar

I'll treat any bitch like a whore

'Cause it's the way I like to fuck

It's face down and ass up!

Chorus

Verse 2:

Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fuck

I like the butt, it's my favorite position

I'm tired of the front, so that's why I'm bitchin'

Flip-flop it, baby, bend your ass over

In a full house spread, let me hold ya

Marquis, a raw dick motherfucker

Virgin mouthpieces, the best dick-suckers

Dick-tricks, go round and round

Grip it with your pussy, go up and down

I got her callin' my name out when I'm freakin' out

I bust a nut, and then I'm breakin' out

So when you're naked, down on all fours

You better make sure that you get yours

'Cause a nigga like me will love ya and leave ya

I got mine, hoe! SEE YA!

Chorus

Verse 3:

OK fellas, I got one right here, aaight? Check this out:

Lemme hear you say,

"Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone

Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"

(they all repeat)

Say "Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone

Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"

(they all repeat)

OK ladies, I got one for y'all!

Say "Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone

Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"

(the ladies repeat)

All the ladies lemme hear you say

"Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone

Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"

(the ladies repeat)

Chorus

[grateful_dave]

where are these guys from? hopefully not canadian!

[Kaidy Mae]

Anyone remember the whole 2 Live Crew debacle in Florida in the 80's?

Wasn't that what provoked the Boss ripoff of Banned in the USA? Too funny.

This also reminds me of one of my favourite lewd songs. Good 'ol Tenacious D!

You don't have to fuck her hard

in fact sometimes that's not right to do..

Sometimes u got to make some love

and fuckin give her some smooches too..

Sometimes you got to squeeze..

Sometiems you got to say "Please"..

Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"

"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"

"I'm gonna screw you gently"

"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"

"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"

and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"

and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"

"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"

That's fuckin' teamwork!

Hilarious!

[Guest Low Roller]

Another classic:

At A Medium Pace

by Adam Sandler

Put your arms around me baby

Can't you see I need you so

Hold me close against your skin

I'm about to begin

Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock

At a medium pace

Play with my balls and tell me

How big they are

Honey, rub your beaver

Up and down my face

Sit on the corner of the bed

And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle

Now stick it up my ass

Push it in and out

At a medium pace

Talk about your old boyfriend's dick

And how big it was

Now shave off my pubes

And punch me in the face

Whoa darlin'

Make me push my dick and balls

Back between my legs

Call me an ugly woman

And take my picture to show

All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum

And take the shampoo bottle

Out of my ass

Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy

And watch me whack off

Strap on a dildo

And make me give you head

Tell me to slow down

And do it at a medium pace

I feel so humiliated

I'm about to blow my load

You tell me it's time to make love

But now I can't

'Cause I spewed all over myself

Then you look into my eyes

And you realize

How much I enjoy lovin' you

I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach

Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you

[Velvet]

Damn, somebody finally did it. I remember talking with Pablo about an idea like this. I think the band was to be called The Lady Dies.

[shainhouse]

Oh, Anal Cunt! BTW, that's a greatest hits package. Song 20 is the winner.

Anyone heard of 'SHAT?' I still think I have MisterSlippery's CD. 66 songs... all filler, no killer. But in the thank you, he thanks his penis 33 times.

Edited June 17, 2005 by Guest

[dJEd]

my buddy has some anal cunt on his soulseek maybe i'll check them out. whats it like musically? is it funny in a horrible sort of way?

[Del]

I've never heard any Anal Cunt, but the people who posted the info on this disc on a different message board claim that they are "awesome"... How much I believe them, I can't say...

[Booche]

I cant believe no one has said 70 Volt Parade's new studio release yet.

[Douglas]

I remember the very first time I heard "At a Medium Pace."

My boyfriend told me that he had a very sweet song to play for me. I heard the opening verse and thought "wow, that's really nice (and very unexpected from this guy)"...and then I heard: "Spit on your hand and stroke my cock

At a medium pace"

I was rolling in too much laughter to be pissed off!

I think I sang that song at my first Brennan-cottage-party?? I'll have to fine tune it for next week...