paisley Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Obscenities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 "Dad."wow. how obscene! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 That's from Dave Eggers (A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius and You Shall Know Our Velocity! both of which are must reads imo) literary quarterly based on the fictional character McSweeney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 What foul, hateful language. My eyes and ears won't stop bleeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 i can't stop laughing. it took me a second, but that's great stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Reminds me of a page in The Brand New Monty Python Papperbok - God's middle-school report card.English: 11% - Poor, handwriting weak.French: 9% - Very poor.Geography: 30% - Surprisingly poor. His knowledge appears somewhat dated. Interesting ideas about rock formation. Keeps going "Kerpow!"Art: 62% - Very creative. However, he does keep claiming to have created everything including myself, Mr. Vidler, the organist, and even several town boys....Progress and Conduct: I'm afraid that I am severely disappointed in God's works. All three of him have shown no tendency to improve and He merely sits at the back of the class talking to himselves. He has shown no interest in Rugger, asked to be excused Prayers, and moves in mysterious ways. What is more his omnipresence is beginning to cause some embarrassment in big school, since he is continually out of bounds, and of course at the same time always in Matron's bed. Finally his attentions to the carpentry master's fiancee caused her to leave a term early and there are several nasty rumours flying about the house. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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