Joan Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 (edited) x Edited September 13, 2012 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 YADHTRIB YPPAHLazlo, you're my favourite weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 That's not a birthday cake. It's a pocket pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Happy birthday you depraved fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Did you get all those scabs off your cack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Did you want to add them to your collection?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Lazlo Lazlo you're the happy birthday clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Is it that time of the year again? Damn!! I was hoping to have those sebaceous cysts removed from my scalp to add to your collection.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CookieMonster Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Happy birthday Lazlo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 happy 14th birthday! of course it's not your real birthday, but cheers anyway...thanks for being the resident weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Yom Hooledet Samea'ach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 happy birthday lazlo! you make me laugh at the most inappropriate times, which of course, makes me laugh even harder. thanks for all the spice you add to this place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 happy birthday, you sick motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Freaky-weirdo-bastard.(Happy Birthday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Happy birthday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dJEd Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 hippie barfday Clive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Happy 14th birthday,Laz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Happy birthday, Lazlo; you'll love 14, it's full of exciting new feelings, but you have to make sure you don't give in to your throbbing biological urges. And remember there are probably a number states where you can now be tried as an adult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimmyB Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Happy Birthday! May you have many, many more in health and happiness. BTW How do you always get into PepperJacks if you are only 14 years old? Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Is it that time of the year again? Damn!! I was hoping to have those sebaceous cysts removed from my scalp to add to your collection....Up yours trailer trash, you already told me I could keep it. I was going to put it in a jar of malt vinegar and drink the rotten nectar at your funeral while we danced naked by the fire under the blood moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 The first time I met you, you angrily demanded I give you a knife. My inability to produce a knife on such short notice - in the middle of a dirtpit cum dancefloor - only made you angrier. And louder. Shrieky, even. Angry shrieky-loud. And wobbly. Very, very, very wobbly. Angry shrieky-loud wobbly.Happy (fake?) birfday, you sick fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Del told me that story but never mentioned you. I still don't know why I needed the knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 I just assumed you were asking me to help you kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 happy 14th fackface, may you not blow out the candles and have your face catch fire assholelove ya sweetums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Happy birthday Mr. Mushy. Good luck tolerating yourself for another year. It's only gonna get worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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