Patchoulia Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 I can die content--now I have seen everything. THE PORKPIE - Modeled after the classic porkpie hat, this sharp number is made of genuine Louisiana pork. www.hatsofmeat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted August 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 THE CANADIAN - This cold-weather cap features a helmet of fine Canadian bacon and a chin-strap of sausage links. Just as their dense flesh protects pigs through the harsh Canadian winters, this hat keeps your head warm in the coldest of climates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted August 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 THE BASE-BULL CAP - This classic is made from the best of the male bovine to bring out the best in the sports fan, male or female. It features a visor of fine flank steak and a helmet of lean, grade-A 100% ground beef. It's a tailgate party for your head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Is this the best website or the sickest, you being a vegan and all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
can-o-phish Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 I don't know if I should be laughing or tossing my cookies and if I look at those pics any longer I'll be doing both...almost off the meat thing and these just help me along! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted August 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Is this the best website or the sickest, you being a vegan and all?Sick, shmick--whoever came up with this may the most warped person in the world. You gotta admire that.Q: Is wearing a hat of meat harmful to my hair?A: On the contrary, the protein and natural juices found in meat provide your hair with essential nutrients. Traces of fat lubricate the follicles, in some cases even encouraging new growth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted August 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Q: How can I prevent a hat of meat from going bad?A: We suggest that when not in use, you keep your hat of meat in the refrigerator or freezer. For periods of prolonged exposure, spraying your hat with a thin coat of hairspray or Pam provides hours of protection.Q: How do I discourage flies and dogs from pestering me when I am wearing a hat of meat?A: A squirt-gun filled with lemon or lime juice is an excellent canine deterrent. A thin coat of hairspray on your hat of meat will keep the flies away.Q: Is it safe for me to eat a hat of meat?A: Except for hats made of beef or other types of jerky, it is not recommended that you ingest any type of meat hat.Q: How can I combat the foul smell that sometimes comes with older hats of meat?A: A simple solution is to lightly baste your hats of meat with barbecue sauce, teriyaki or other aromatic marinades.Q: Is there such thing as a wig or toupee of meat?A: Yes. Manhattan’s trendy “Meatheads†shop offers a wide selection of hair replacement options made entirely of meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Patchoulia Posted August 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 I'm "spamming" the board...bahahahaha..get it? Meat? Spam?I kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
can-o-phish Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 STOP!!! PLEASE STOP!!! LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 didn't Tom Greene invent that type of hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted August 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 The expression “I’ll eat my hat†traces back as far as the 19th century, usually credited to Abraham Lincoln in reference to one of his trademark stovepipe hats, which were often made of tenderloin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 man that looks like a clean shaven backbacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted August 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 THE COW-BOY HAT - This American classic, made of the best marbleized cuts of beef available, assures that you won’t just herd cattle, you’ll wear them. With this beauty, the cows are alwavs on your mind. THE BRISKET YARMULKE - Made of 100% kosher brisket, this one-size-fits-all “beefy beanie†comes emblazoned with a horseradish Star of David. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 (edited) That guy looks like a masculine Hux. Edited August 25, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 c-towns, you need glasses, that looks nothing like backbacon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 you have no say in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 I'd love to smell one of those hats at the end of a hot summer day. No doubt as pungent as my diaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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