Magnum Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 (edited) [color:brown]Magnum here...I'm posting this show for my bitch ass sometimes friend The Chameleon, even though he smoked all the weed he was supposed to sell for me, and we had a little tiff on the board. I decided to help him out anyway, as his computers is on the firtz. After all it's X-mas and 'tis the season for forgiveness and hot ladies, and ballhugging shorts. So here's his post. Maybe all the bloof is rushing to my head after being cut off from my lower half due to my sexy yet constricting dress. I'll have to bear it though....It's all about being a sexy slueth.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [color:blue]BREAKFEST: NYE EDITION Saturday, Deceber 31st, 2005 [color:green]the Chameleon Project alongside some of the city's finest breakbeat DJs. The DJ's for the night are: * The Electrician * TheDirtBikeKid * Kid Funky J * Phat Trick * Rafunk +Morbio (5 man comedy crew) This night will take place on the 2nd floor of the Elmo. (464 spadina Ave.) Cover will be $10 all night Chameleon Project plays from 12midnight 'til 1:30am. The Chameleon Project will be perfoming a special improvised breaks set! Music samples: http://www.chameleonproject.com/music/Drum%20&%20Bass%20Jam%20-%20LIVE%20-%20Chameleon%20Project.mp3 http://www.chameleonproject.com/music/Chameleon%20Project%20-%20LIVE%20-%205.13.05.mp3 Edited December 22, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deranger Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 * The Electrician (breaks)* J-Tec (hiphop,funk)* TheDirtBikeKid (funky breaks)* Kid Funky J (funky breaks, hiphop, funk-soul-jazz house)* Rafunk (RaFunk-funk-jazz-soul-breaks-hiphop-dnb and a touch of disco and raregrooves)that reads like an autistic Rainman esque-dub-jazz-hip-hop-breaks-disco-breaks-soul-neo-breaks-soul-funk-rock-break-jazz-grooves-rock-breaks-garbage-kitchensink-breaks-funky- jam. Let's see....I think that covers any potential music that migt be played. whew. At least now I know what to expect....wait I'm confused, is that the guy who does theat really cool- funky-breaks-rare-groove-neo-sould thing, or the guy who does the live-breaks-jazz-soul-funky-rare-grooves-breaks thing? shit I always get them mixed up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Gee thanks for postin' my show Magnum. It really warms the cockles of my blackened heart!Maybe we can be friends again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothedShredder Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 I hear there's going to be some Detroit Funk in the house... it's no surprise that Magnums going to be there that night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted December 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 (edited) That's right Smoothedshredder. Downstairs that night is Paul Randolph, kickin' out the Detroit techno-Funk. And the only thing funkier than that, is Magnum's hi-cut nuthuggers after running the Ironman. So you know my sexy mustashed ass will be there! Edited December 20, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 That's right Smoothedshredder. Downstairs that night is Paul Randolph, kickin' out the Detroit techno-Funk. And the only thing funkier than that, is Magnum's hi-cut nuthuggers after running the Ironman. So you know my sexy mustashed ass will be there! Your as has a mustache on it? Freaky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PimpDaddySweetPants Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 I'll be ther wit' tha hizoez! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 That pimp looks like he's 3ft tall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PimpDaddySweetPants Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 sometimes big pimpin' comes in small packages, playboy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Dude i serously hope you look like Money Mike. Please come see me if you make the show.We'll toast some Chrystal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 think i'll be there. sounds like some good fun, and i cant wait to party with magnum. man, that guys like polkaroo, i go to all the shows he goes to and i never meet him. it's kinda like hes not even real. still, i'll be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Mr. Slippery...how do you ever expect to see magnum at a show? He's a professional studly private detective. Being in disguise and incospicuous is his business.Maybe Magnum sees you but you don't see him?If I see him though I'll tell him you looking for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Maybe Magnum sees you but you don't see him? perhaps I see Magnum, but think he's someone else. :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted December 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Who's talkin' 'bout me? ...don't interrupt...can't you see I'm about to score with this hottie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothedShredder Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 This is freakin me out!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted December 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 (edited) By freak do you mean the "get your freak on" in the Missy Elliot way? [color:red]I hope so, 'Cause you know Magnum get his freak on fo' sho'! Edited December 31, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothedShredder Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 She's so good... like the Picasso of Hip Hop... Bull fights and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 can't you see I'm about to score with this hottie! With what, the walkie talkie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted December 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 (edited) Yah baby that's my walkie talkie...you know it. The chicks dig that I'm a connected playa'! That's my angle I keep the pressure on the fine ones. I'm all like.."look if you not down with the Magnum then I got others fine females who is. In fact I got them on this here walkie! No need to connect I just transmit for that booty!" That's how we P.I.s do! Edited December 31, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothedShredder Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 The only women I've ever seen using a walkie talkie are Lady Jane and GI Jane. Are you saying you have intimate relations using that device? Egad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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