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Chuck Norris responds to "Chuck Norris Facts"


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Chuck Norris sodomized Scooby Doo and every member of "the gang" because Chuck Norris doesn't support gangs.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Stores will accept Monopoly money if Chuck Norris is paying.

Chuck Norris once went back in time to the pre historic era, to exact revenge on a T-Rex that ate an ancestor. On seeing how perfect and round his roundhouse kick was, the cave men were inspired to invent the wheel.

Chuck Norris uses wasabi as lip balm.

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where are you pulling these facts from? It reminds me of that site esau found all about Vin Deisel. Fack...that was some funny shit!

clearly Norris is taking the "Christian" response..."boys will be boys", he says.

oh..and he also believes EVERY kid is SPECIAL:

"Letter to the Kids" It has been brought to our attention that by choosing one letter a month for a "Letter Winner" that some of you may feel that Mr. Norris is not proud of you for the good things that you have accomplished. He is proud of all of you and wants you all to keep a positive direction in your lives. We will not be picking a monthly winner as we have in the past, but we will post your letters with your parents approval. We want to hear from all of you and all of you are very important to us!

awww (wiping tear)

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