Dwarf Bunny Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 So, I got into my friend's doses a week ago, and this morning woke up in a new house. It is full of freaks, and I was looking for some advice.Should I chew all their stuff? Would they like that? Also, they keep trying to feed me carrots - what the hell? Like they only watch cartoons or something.Thanks!Bunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Hunt around for some mushrooms, they're good for bunnies.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 I was just about to suggest the same thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 DB, if you see/find anything in the house that looks like but which is a lot bigger than you are, consider it a combination bunny-play-area + litter-box. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateaux Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Worst thread ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattm Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Look for a little plastic ziplock type bag with some green and dry plant stuff in it. Eat that, it's good for you, and then watch some tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 DB:I suspect you will find that your new home is already infested by at least one mouse; and others may drop by. Do not try to befriend them. They are genetically modified mutants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Worst thread ever. Are you sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 DB:I suspect you will find that your new home is already infested by at least one mouse; and others may drop by. Do not try to befriend them. They are genetically modified mutants. I suspect these genetically modified mutants have allready fallin' madly in love with you DB. I wouldn't venture too far into the city though...snottawas a tough & tightly wound place to find love man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 forget the carrots DB demand the adult female mutant makes you a broccoli tofu stir fry with peanut sauce. after which you can re-evaluate your lengh of desired stay. trust me you'll thank me. watch out for occasional crazy house guests though - the mutants that live there are the least of your worries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Hilarious...just returned from town to find this thread. I think we need to make the sure the drugs house is bunny-proofed, for sure! Hey Sharon...now Abbey will have two "companions" (read: "prey") when she comes to visit.Worst thread ever.god lord(a) J, has something recently got stuck up yer ass? Get Lisa to check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 DB, if they try to put you in a cage or other enclosure, make sure to get it checked out by a certified bunny enclosure inspector*. There are some people who put bunnies in any old thing, even stuff found on the side of the road.Aloha,Brad* That is, an inspector of bunny enclosures who also happens to be a bunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 god lord(a) J, has something recently got stuck up yer ass? Get Lisa to check.that would be the dwarf bunny that he bought to go after the gerbil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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