Calamity Jane Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 rec'd today in my inbox....... Fellow Believers, Our day has finally arrived! The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is at last here. Maybe not inscribed on stone tablets, but it is a book. And maybe not THE Good Book, but at least A Good Book. Delivering His Divine Message is my life’s work, and as I’ve said before, all proceeds from the book will go toward our pirate ship fund. Because as you know, global warming is the direct effect of the declining number of pirates, and His Noodliness, while he endorses boiling pasta, is against boiling the planet. With your help, and with the sails blowing on our bad-ass pirate ship (with flags, cannons, and weevils in the flour barrels below deck), we can spread His Word and save the environment at the same time. Remember that ours is a small boutique religion, but we have BIG ideas (some, arguably a bit al dente) and we must share this rich booty of ideas with others. Within the pages of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you will find FSM history, helpful propaganda, scientific evidence of His existence (including the 100% verifiable fact that no one has sued any school boards about us), as well as pictures and illustrations that surely test the limits of copyright law. But as pioneers we’re not afraid of a little controversy. Since The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster goes on sale tomorrow, March 28th is a Holy day. I encourage you to dress in your Pirate’s best—paint one of your pant legs to resemble a wood finish, maybe wear an eye patch or get a parrot, and eat some cacciatore with a side of linguine. Then, go to your local bookstore to let them know that The Church of FSM is strong in your community. I can honestly say that if everyone on this e-mail list goes out and buys the book, it will be a bestseller. That would certainly get some people’s attention. Our future is in our own hands. And in His noodly appendage. Ramen. Bobby Henderson Prophet You can order the book online from Amazon, BN, or Powells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattm Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 (edited) I wanted to be a pirate when I was young. I also like spaghetti. Perhaps I should invest in this... Edited March 28, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted March 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 oh, mattm...when you have some free time, DO check it out... venganza.org Friggin' HILARIOUS but righteously motivated stuff (in that it tries to counter Creation Theory/Intelligent Design theory being taught in some American schools!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffhead77 Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Also in FSM news, our company, GelaSkins (coming soon) just got the go ahead from Bobby Henderson, the man who brought us His Noodly Gospel, to produce FSM iPod Skins. We're sooooo happy with the way they turned out, and appaerntly he is too....more to come in the next few days on the skins... but in the meantime, if you'd like to check out what will be very shortly available for the 'pods, check out our catalogue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattm Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage hehehe hehehe P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of Him creating a mountain, trees, and a midget. Remember, we are all His creatures. hehehe I believe it. 4. Are you an atheist/heathen/etc.?I don't have a problem with religion. What I have a problem with is religion posing as science. Teach creationism in school, fine, but DON'T teach it in a science classroom. Science = the study of repeatable, observable, natural phenomena. Accepting a supernatural explanation is a cop-out. It's faith, NOT science. This I agree with whole-heartedly though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted March 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 awesome news, fluffers...now where'm I gonna get me an iPod to go with said skin....? Damn Xmas is too far away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Arrgh.That's awesome. This will help me spread his message. Most people just look at me strange when I try and tell them of our noodley creator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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