Dilemma: what are the right words to say?

[MarcO]

I don't know how to respond to my old friend's e-mail. Any tips or ideas, please help!

Dear Marc - I hope all is well for you. Me, not so much I'm afraid. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

[AD]

He should try to repair the rust himself, then if he can't do it right he can always go to the bodyshop.

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[Esau]

I have a good contact at Maaco and probally could get your friend a deal. Also, I know someone who could take care of the cheating wife problem too, but that'll cost a bit more.

[Douglas]

drive the car over a cliff

[deranger]

with his wife in it.

[NewRider]

oh my god! I hope your friend didn't see me with his wife!

[Birdy]

drive it over a cliff, making sure it catches fire.. somehow.

then call the cops and tell them it was stolen.

worked for my friend daud. his cliff was the thames river. he bought his car for $11,000 a year and half prior to the incident and got a cheque for $12,000.

[scottieking]

Tell Hamilton to trade in his Han-gook honey for a Kia.

[jezmunberzerker]

i suggest he goes and catches a meat show...alastair is the king of bondo and jon looks pretty good in a skirt

[Magnum]

[color:navy]Look.....you all know old Magnum has been having trouble with the ladies on the Island. I'm sorry if I've been cutting your buddies grass, but she told me that her husband was cool with sharing. She said sharing is caring and that both of them were into the whole polyamory/swinging 70's thing, whcih is Magnum's bag for sure. So look it's not my fault if she wants to ride the 'stache. Maybe you should get your friend to grow a "flavour saver" and she'll come running back.

For the record I am not responsible for the rust! Although I'll ask TC if he has some connection on the island for cheap body work!