Guest Low Roller Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Go here to see more pictures of Optimus Prime whoring himself out. I guess he's desperate for money now that his TV show was cancelled. I hear that he's close to declaring personal bankrupcy and will be forced to forfeit his Hollywood mansion if he does. Can't say I ever thought he'd get to this point when I watched him in his glory years in the 80's. He was the fucking man back then! If only he managed his money correctly and didn't blow it all on his widely publicized WD-40 addiction he may still have some personal dignity left. Alas like so many other 80's pop-culture icons (Michael Jackson, MC Hammer, Mike Tyson, etc...) his demons caught up to him. On the flipside, his arch-rival Megatron is doing quite well for himself, even becoming chairman of the NRA after Charlton Heston stepped down. Rumour has it Megatron has a hidden stash of energon cubes which make up the foundation of his vast fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattm Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 noooooooooooooo, not optimus. He was my hero while growing up (along with the Gi Joe crew even though I don't like war, and Slash from GnR). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry White Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 [color:red]Optimus my sexy red big rig friend. Selling your love is never sexxxxy! Nasty trasnsforming bitch!I sentance you to kiss Starcream! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 [color:red]I sentance you to kiss Starcream!I bet that's not a spelling mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 ISTR seeing Optimus Prime in Las Vegas back in October, at a Ween concert, and then hanging out with a couple of Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry White Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 You deerty bitch! You thinking Optimus has to kiss Starscream's cream! Now that's kinked out transforming-XXX porn.Go take a shower for an hour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 It's your Freudian slip Barry, not mine. And yes, I do seem recalling a rather dishevelled looking Optimus at Ween... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Isn't the live action Transformers movie coming out soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookycanooky Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 it already hashttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4476811361193228548&q=robot&pl=true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattm Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 it already hashttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4476811361193228548&q=robot&pl=trueWhy didn't they have video games like that when I was a kid? Oh, wait, they don't have them now. Well, I think the fighting robots would make an exellent game although they probably cost a fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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