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Heres some not already mentioned...

Don't bogart that joint - Little Feat [L.Wagner]

Weaponzied Virus Musket - The Gourds

The Pusher - Steppehnwolf [H.Axton]

One Toke Over The Line - Brewer & Shipley

I was Stoned & I missed it - Dr. Hook & The Medicine

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I've gotta show some love here for "Jimi Thing". Also, "Riverboat Fantasy" by David Wilcox:

Life for me is a riverboat fantasy

Watchin'the sun go down

A rock and roll band

With a reefer in my hand

Now look at that wheel go around

Cocaine kisses and moonshine Misses

That's the life for me

I'm sailing away from my heartache

On a riverboat fantasy

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cant believe Afroman isnt up here yet.

colt 45 and 2 zig zags,

baby thats all we need.

we can go to the park,

after dark, smoke the tumbleweed.

and as the marijuana burns

we can take our turns

singing them dirty rap songs

stop and hit bong

like cheech and chong

and sell tapes from here to honk kong

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Mary Jane by Tha Alkaholiks

Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane

You're always in my brain and you help me ease the pain

Cuz when you're not around I just don't feel the same

I can't be your one and only but I know you're not to blame

I never hold ya can't hold ya won't hold ya down

Cuz you got that kind of love that needs to be spread around

Some people don't approve of me being with ya kiddo

They say you're bad for me, and my momma says ditto

When I walk up witcha, my buddies wanna hit cha

I know you been with others but you know I'll never quit ya

And even though sometimes you got my mind stressed out

I'm in this with you baby and you got my body stretched out

Mary Mary Mary Jane

Early in the morning, you gave me a buzz

I picked up the phone and didn't know who the f**k it was

I feel like Johnny Gill I wanna wrap your body tight

Lick you from head to toe and watch you glow like a Lite Brite

I met you at the park around three

When I got there you was loungin in the car with my homey

He said he needed a dub so I slipped him one

And said "C'mon Mary Jane and let's have a little fun"

I got you in the sack, I got you in the sack

And like Helen tellin Jack, there's no turnin back

She's the queen of the ghetto, ask my buddy Tom

Mary Jane is the bomb, Mary Jane

Yeah, do you love me, do you love me

Mary Jane Mary Jane, do you love me, do you love me

D-Pimp in the house, Homicide in the house

And in love with Mary Jane

Mary Mary, why you got me buggin?

Look what the homies done drug in... (Mary Jane)

Prettier than any model

I met her at a house party sippin on a bottle

Her dress has got a nice fit I'm locked like a vise grip

She's the type I'd like to spend the rest of my life with

I would if I could but I know I can't support her

Can't take her on vacation, wouldn't make it past the border

When she ain't around I get the feeling that I need her

Mary Jane be acting white but I ain't caught the jungle fever

But she be so thin that I could slip her in my pocket

I lick her then I knock it till I'm higher than a rocket

Whenever she's in the same room with my friends

They all trip because she's dope and she don't want me for my ends

So just to make em jealous when she walks up to me

I reach out and grab her by the booty, Mary Jane

Mary Jane Mary Jane

Mary Jane Mary Jane

My eyes are red, but not from cryin

Whenever Mary Jane runs out, I sit there sighin

Sayin to myself,

"When oh when will Mary Jane come back

Where oh where can I find Mary at..."

I jump into my Benz and start my search all through the hood

Cuz all the spots she used to hang in ain't up to no good

But needless to say, I kept lookin and I found her

Right on the corner of Central and Allandra

I picked her up quick and in a hurry

And then all of a sudden the undercover swooped in flurries

I said, "Hold up! Don't shoot. I know this looks like a kidnap;

but all I want to do is get my Mary Jane back."

They took me to the station, giving me some sation

and some jib about leaving Mary Jane at the crib

They let me go but they kept her, because they had a bounty

On her cuz she's wanted from here to Humboldt County

(I left with a frown cause Mary Jane was locked down)

Once again I had lost my best friend

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Toby Keith

I always heard that his herb was top shelf

I just couldn't wait to find out for myself

Don't knock it till you tried it, well I tried it my friend

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town

He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around

The last words I spoke before they tucked me in

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

My party's all over before it began

You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend

But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

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Afroman - Because I Got High

I was gonna clean my room until I got high

I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high

my room is still messed up and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high

I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high

I am taking it next semester and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high

I just got a new promotion but I got high

now I'm selling dope and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high

I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high

they took my whole paycheck and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high

I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high

Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high

I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high

now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why

- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high

I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high

now I'm jacking off and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high

I lost my kids and wife because I got high

now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high

I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high

and if I dont sell one copy I know why

- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

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I've gotta show some love here for "Jimi Thing". Also, "Riverboat Fantasy" by David Wilcox:

Life for me is a riverboat fantasy

Watchin'the sun go down

A rock and roll band

With a reefer in my hand

Now look at that wheel go around

Cocaine kisses and moonshine Misses

That's the life for me

I'm sailing away from my heartache

On a riverboat fantasy

At this time, I must admit a deep love for David Wilcox.

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