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Douglas Hofstadter (author of "Godel, Escher, Bach") ran an interesting contest once: the prize was some huge amount of (virtual) money, and you could enter as often as you wanted (to enter, you sent in your name, along with how many times you wanted to enter). The catch was that the actual amount awarded was the intial prize money, divided by the total number of entries.

So if you wanted to win, it's easy: send in your name with a huge number, like a googol or a googolplex. But the more times you enter, the smaller the award. The way to maximize the amount of money awarded is to make sure people enter as few times as possible; but as soon as one guy enters a huge number of times, those who enter a small number of times are doubly screwed, because both their chances and the winnings are dramatically reduced.

Aloha,

Brad

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An Ode To Greggers

by Marc Olszewski

There was once was a boy named Greg

Who was not hatched from an egg

Pops mounted his lady

And shared his man gravy

And now there is a boy named Greg.

There is a man and his name is Risko

He cannot be found at the disco

He drinks and he smokes

and tokes and tokes and tokes

this is the man they call Risko.

These days we call him Greggers

He once made a woman preggers

He's tall and he's sweet

With two hands and two feet

G-R-E-G are his letters.

Let's drink to this beautiful cunt

That 50-drinkin, shin kickin' runt

To say it may be crude

Downright vile and rude

But fuck it -

Let's drink to this beautiful cunt!

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